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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    “Kirk, I have a medical report from your CMO saying that you two are…” She squints. “‘Exhibiting an inability to tolerate a loss of physical contact without severe and shared cephalalgia?’ So what, he’s saying that your heads hurt if you stop holding hands?”

    Jim lifts his and Spock’s arms into view of the camera. “Yes ma’am.”

    “Really?” The Admiral says in a tone of unabashed curiosity.

    “I can assure you, ma’am, we are not doing this for recreational purposes.” Spock says dryly.

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    Or the one in which Jim gets hit with Sex Pollen TM, but Spock doesn't like his consent dubious so politely declines.
    Luckily, that crisis is averted. Unluckily, Jim and Spock realize they have been left unable to go without touching for more than a few minutes without excruciating pain. If only they could cure it through the power of confessing their feelings and having scorching hot sex!

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    07 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 57

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    Good evening,
    Please review the attached photograph and verify that it has aroused you. Furthermore, please provide photographs of your own at your earliest convenience. Thank you, and I look forward to your response.
    Sincerely,
    Spock

     

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    After drunkenly making out with a coworker at a mixer, Spock determines to follow up appropriately. Armed with research into socio-sexual behaviours and a list of expected next steps, he initiates what he expects to be a less-than-one-month casual sexual relationship, based on the averages he's observed with Jim's previous flings. He's going to get a good grade in behaving like a normal neurotypical human (something that's normal to want and possible to achieve).

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    16 Sep 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 16

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    James T. Kirk was never short of admirers and acquaintances, or mentors he looked up to. But deeper relationships? Partnerships...love? They had never played much of a role in his life...because he’d always been afraid of getting close enough to someone to lose them.
    Love terrified him, and he was afraid that it finally might have found him...and for the first time he might want to hold onto it.

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    13 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Vetinari invites Vimes to dinner.

    Spoiler: They don't make it to dessert.


    Just some fluff, feelings and very tame smut. There's also some spoilers for Night Watch, but otherwise it's pretty much unrelated to canon.

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    13 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    “That’s not what bloody bothers me!” Vimes snapped, then he grimaced and shook his head again. “If I don’t control it – if I let it loose just one damned time – it’ll hurt someone. I’ll hurt someone.”

    Vetinari half closed his eyes. “That…is not always a problem.”

    Vimes froze. “...what?”

    “I am saying, Vimes, that there are different kinds of beast." He hesitated. "Not all of them are tamed in the same manner.”



    Vimes is furious, which provokes a masochistic Vetinari into trying to find out just how far the man can be pushed...but not without having some complex feelings about it all.

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    23 Aug 2025