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Stede and Mary Bonnet's couples therapy has led them to a salon to help "spice things up." Mary is the one getting waxed, but when Stede saves the owner Ed Teach from certain death*, Ed offers to give him a service of his choice for free. Didn't their therapist say Stede needed to broaden his horizons and try new things? And wasn't this Ed Teach kind and sympathetic to Stede's marriage woes? What's a little butthole wax between friends, anyway.
*a bug got into the office
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- Part 51 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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17 Oct 2025
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You'd Better Not Get Too High by goodmorningburger (richcreamerybutter)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Oct 2025
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The opportunity to accompany a wealthy dowager across the Atlantic is one that a young Edward Teach can't pass up. He has no idea how long she intends to stay in Barbados, but he does know that he'll likely return with enough money to build a better life for his mother.
In the meantime, all he has to do is keep his head down.
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17 Oct 2025
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quiet now, you're sucking the charm out by foxtails for zacharybosch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Apr 2024
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There's a short list of people Ed should know better than to trust, and it pretty much begins and ends with the same fucking person. The same drunk person. The same drunk person who knows his middle name, date of birth, his phone passcode and somehow, without looking, the three digits on the back of his debit card.
She's his best fucking friend in the world, but fucking hell she's a fucking nightmare.
or: a meddling bestie, brand new nipple piercings, a crush he may or may not do anything about, day drinking, and a good thorough railing: the edward teach story.
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12 Oct 2025
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In 2025, best friends Ed and Stede are a week away from opening the flagship store for their joint fashion brand, Gentlebeard. Stede finds an ornate mirror in a new antiques shop, and purchases it for the store, despite warnings from a strange blond Scotsman.
In 1718, Ed and Stede are getting ready to celebrate their first wedding anniversary. The crew brings them an anniversary gift, an ornate mirror that they found on a raid, despite Frenchie's insistence that the mirror is cursed.
The mirror may not be cursed, but 2025 Ed and Stede, and 1718 Ed and Stede quickly learn that it is magic when they swap places.
There's just one tiny problem: there aren't any instructions for how to get home again.
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01 Oct 2025
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Stede gets too drunk at Lucius and Pete's wedding, but that doesn't stop him from wanting to pleasure Ed within an inch of his life.
Over the following week, he goes several inches beyond that.
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- Part 4 of amuse bouche
- Part 50 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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26 Sep 2025