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    (Ian Sterling Voice)
    This summer… ten devastatingly attractive, emotionally constipated singles are entering the villa with one goal in mind:
    hot people shit.

    We’ve got a single dad footballer, a surgeon on sabbatical, two ex-model brothers who need therapy, and a bloke who may or may not have committed light arson for fun.

    There’s flirting. There’s fighting. There’s an aggressively horny quiz game on day three.

    Who’s in it for love?
    Who’s in it for the brand deal?
    And who’s going to get mugged off before they even unpack their bag?

    OR

    a marauders love island au!!

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    22 Jul 2025

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    8/28 fin

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    Max' cheeks burned up and he felt more than a little dumb for it. But it was the truth. Bradley was pretty. Not just now but in general. Only it never really came through when he was acting like a massive bitch.

    But now, with Bradley looking at him without any malice in his eyes and still recovering from the previous events, Max could see.

    Bradley looked raw. His athlete suit dirty and torn at the sleeves, hair tussled and face bruised. His eyes tired and glassy and his cheeks pink. He looked real for once. Honest.

    Or:
    Max accidently overhears a conversation between Bradley and his father. He's never seen the boy look so small before. When things escalate, Max rushes in to help.

    Circumstances lead to the two becoming roommates. Max realizes that there is more to Bradley than what first meets the eye and he is determined to reveal it all.

    Bradley struggles to let himself open up, but bit by bit Max tears down all his defenses. He's helpless against it.

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    26 Jan 2025

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    Ch. 11 fin

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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    04 Dec 2024

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    9/21

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    Ten years after the war, most Slytherins have either been executed or gone into hiding. A few, like Draco, exist on the outskirts of society. Not that Draco minds, his life is simple and respectable. He runs a business he loves and keeps his head down. It's not perfect, but for Draco, it's more than enough. That is, until he makes the ill-advised decision to help a very drunk Harry Potter.

    Potter, true to form, takes this as an open invitation to not only invade Draco's home, but also to drag Draco into the political mess that Wizarding Britain has become. And of course he does, because how can Harry Potter come into contact with anyone, and not get them involved in the self sacrificing bullshit that is saving the world?

    Abruptly Draco's well curated life is careening out of control, and worse, his stupid heart is chasing right on after it.

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    26 Nov 2024

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    Chapter 18 finished

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    Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.

    Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.

    With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.

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    23 Oct 2023

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    ch. 39 fin