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Soft, soft, slow by framboise
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
26 Feb 2018
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Sansa likes the beginning parts of sex - the soft touches, the slow tease - but there's only so many times you can say "softer, slower" during the act itself before your partner says, "like, are you not into this at all?", and when her last ex-boyfriend called her a "total wet fish", she resigned herself to being alone forever.
You like what you like, Margaery texts her when she gives in and explains her problem, you're #soft and #sensitive, that's all.
You make me sound like a baby rabbit, who wants to have sex with a baby rabbit, Sansa replies.
Leave it to me, Margaery says and four months later she sends Sansa a phone number and a name: Petyr Baelish.
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The Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side by SweetPollyOliver for Saluvril
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
27 Dec 2024
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“Hey,” she said, as she got closer to the guy slouching against his car. “Are you here for me?”
He looked up and his jaw dropped. She looked down at herself to make sure she didn’t have a stain on her top or something and then up at him again, giving him a quirked eyebrow in question.
“Oh… babes, I wish,” the guy said, swallowing around a dry throat with an audible click.
Lydia thinks BJ is her Uber driver. He is not, but he's got wheels and will drive her wherever the hell she wants.
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27 May 2025
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I Am Not A Morning Person opened at 4:30 AM. Usually. Their menu was obscene and ever changing, and they offered shots of tequila in their coffee to anyone with an ID.
Hannibal fell in love with their grouchy baker anyway.
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27 May 2025
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Carve My Tombstone by Saluvril
Fandom: Beetlejuice (All Media Types), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
13 Jun 2025
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A year and change after Lydia Deetz murdered her husband, he came back.
Things got stranger from there.
Featuring slow-burn characterization through porn, femdom-induced behavioral conditioning, morally dubious behavior, two freaks being Very Normal about each other, more than incidental angst and idiocy, a handful of cartoon and film Easter eggs, and most of all, to quote one reviewer, a "hot wet loser simping for his goth babe."
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26 May 2025
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Blood Honey by laudanum_and_wine
Fandoms: Beetlejuice (1988), Beetlejuice (TV 1989), Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - All Media Types
13 Sep 2020
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Sequel to "The Cracks in your Heart" : Lydia and Betelgeuse are learning how to be Adult Humans together now that they're married, but mostly they're getting laid on every available surface.
Another warning: Betelgeuse is some kind of trifecta nightmare from all media sources, because I love the complexity of every one of those, but I'm leaning hard on the movie.
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- Part 2 of Til Death, Only Longer
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27 May 2025