Saltiest_of_crackers
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Am I The Asshole? (YES) by Saltiest_of_crackers for KitCat_2DB
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi)
28 Nov 2025
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Am I (18M) the asshole for making out with my best friend (18M)’s girlfriend (18F) at his dad(previously 48M)’s funeral?
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Or, Peter Parker posts on r/AITA after the events of the first Tobey Maguire Spider-Man Movie
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Assail Him, Impale Him (With Monster Truck Force) by Saltiest_of_crackers
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Jul 2025
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Punz is lonely, ever since Dream left. A certain Egg is happy to remedy that. It just has to convince Punz first, though.
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How exactly did Mesmero grab Remy in s3e9?
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My second fic about this like 2 minute scene. Go me! -
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Erik had made a mistake. He was going to fix it.
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Ahh my first post. Fun. Anyway this is just that one scene from Under Lock And Key where Magneto swoops in to capture Mesmero with a little Dadneto sprinkled in
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Red Hood is adopted by his goons. The best part? He never saw it coming.
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- Part 1 of Hood's Merry Men
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Bookmarked by Saltiest_of_crackers
16 Sep 2025
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He Died Loving You by entity9silvergen
Fandoms: X-Men '97 (Cartoon 2024), X-Men - All Media Types, Marvel, Daredevil (TV), X-Men: The Animated Series (Cartoon 1992)
28 Mar 2025
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After Xavier’s assassination, the X-Men expected Scott to get custody of them. It turns out Xavier left everything, including guardianship of his students, to an ex-husband his students didn’t even know he had. Now, they must learn to live with this new person while also hiding their mutant powers.
Magneto visits New York to grieve his late ex-husband. A mutate lawyer tracks him down and tells him he has to take care of a gaggle of recently orphaned children. Magneto tries his best to rise to the occasion without revealing he is the leader of the mutant nation Genosha and internationally known as a terrorist.
Or, stepdad Magneto adoption AU!
Updated in arcs incrementally so the fic will never feel abandoned/unfinished. Currently on hiatus until the next arc is written.
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- English
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Bookmarked by Saltiest_of_crackers
12 Aug 2025
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AHHHH I love it so much I’ve hunted it down to reread after midnight multiple times lol
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String Theory by Aeromis (Lurixiem), Astell465
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 May 2023
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In physics, string theory is a theoretical framework in which the point-like particles of particle physics are replaced by one-dimensional objects called strings. String theory describes how these strings propagate through space and interact with each other. On distance scales larger than the string scale, a string looks just like an ordinary particle, with its mass, charge, and other properties determined by the state of the string.
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Dream is a prince born with magic, and Punz, who most definitely has no one waiting for him at home, is an assassin who's sent out to kill him. Nothing unexpected should happen here then.
Right?
Bookmarked by Saltiest_of_crackers
21 Jul 2025
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OOOOOOH THIS EATS
I love all the little details; I’m only a couple chapters in rn but I’m so excited :DDD -
‘Could it be a devil in me? Or is this the way love’s supposed to be?’ by INeedAnUpdate13
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn
16 Jul 2025
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Marvin is trying to bond with his son by taking him to his see his favourite singer in concert.
What he didn't expect was to accidently hook up with said singer the night before the gig.
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Song from title is HeatWave by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas!!
Bookmarked by Saltiest_of_crackers
04 Jul 2025
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I’ve igexohe precut
This is SO GOOODDDD
my bookmark won’t save tho >:(
BUT I LOVE THIS STORY ITS ADORABLEEEE :DDD -
Operation: Whizzer Brown (Orchestrated by The Lesbians and Jason) by whatmorecanemzosay
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn, Falsettos - Lapine/Finn (Broadway Cast) RPF
05 Jun 2025
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Late one night, Cordelia is startled when a drunken, emotional stranger collapses on her doorstep, asking for someone named “Whizzer.” With help from her partner Charlotte, they reluctantly take him in and later discover that he's Marvin—a man devastated by the end of a relationship with another man. As Marvin sobers up, he admits he’s gay and confesses his regrets about pushing Whizzer away due to his own fear and internalized shame. Despite the awkward introduction, the three become fast friends, bonded by honesty and shared queerness.
A few days later, Marvin’s son Jason arrives for the weekend. After sharing their separate experiences of Marvin’s emotional collapse and guilt over Whizzer, the three realize Marvin is spiraling. Though he still deeply loves Whizzer, he believes he’s lost the chance to fix things. United by concern and hope, Jason, Cordelia, and Charlotte quietly agree—it’s time to do something. They decide to come up with a plan to bring Whizzer back into Marvin’s life, though they haven’t acted on it… yet.
Au where they whizzvin didn't meet at the baseball game, but a plan that was constructed by Cordelia, Charlotte, and Jason!
Bookmarked by Saltiest_of_crackers
29 Jun 2025
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LIKE A MOTH DRAWN TO A REGRET FLAVORED FLAME
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥