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    In order to understand what’s so great about raising a kid, Dazai chooses Atsushi, not realizing he doesn’t know the first thing about raising kids, except Akutagawa but he doesn’t count.

    Let’s see how he will fair in raising a traumatized orphan with abandonment issues while juggling his role as a Mafioso, getting Chuuya and Mori off his back, and oh look, Atsushi turned into a Tiger. How lovely.

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    01 Nov 2025

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    Oh.

     

    I’m going to die.

     

    That’s fine, isn’t it? He’s going to live.

     

    But…

     

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    Seven years later, Ivan stirs on the floor of the ALNST museum. Winged, white haired, but still 22.

    "Hello, Ivan. You took your time."

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Percy wasn't even entirely sure if this was actually his Dad. Or if it was his Dad he would even listen to him considering the sheer lack of absence in his life before now. But that was fine it wasn't really about his Dad hearing him.

    It was honestly more about airing some of his frustrations somewhere that he didn't feel like he could get in trouble. Because he didn't want to sound ungrateful for this chance. But...camp was a lot, and he hadn't even been here a full day!

    Or

    What starts out as a vent from Percy changes the course of the books.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    When your dad, who is also a god, and also king of the world's oceans, invites you to a party full of important dignitaries and also his actual family, you can't really refuse the invitation. Percy wishes that he could though. Now he's stuck on a quest, again, with his father's actually legitimate godly children. Limited budget, limited time, limited idea of what he's walking into. Why did he let himself be talked into this?

    Triton has feelings surrounding his father's bastard child. Those feelings are mostly made up of anger. There's also a healthy dose of rage and betrayal mixed in, for flavor, but it's mostly anger. And with his powers weakening, Triton is also reliant on the demigod to guide him through the quest they have all been assigned. Once this is over, Triton will be taking the nap of his lifetime.

    Rhode is confused by the demigod child. Percy himself is a massive contradiction. Born of two worlds, in so many different ways, and not belonging truly to any of them. She hopes that something of this will help him. But little brothers have a trend of not doing what's best for them.

    Through this all, there is a brewing conspiracy, a prophecy, and a primordial goddess trying to claim what's hers.

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    The plan was simple. Give Sally the baby. Let her raise him to the best of her ability. Remain in the background and provide support as needed.

    Well yeah.

    Sally dying of a natural cause? Not part of the plan.

    Unwilling to give up Percy to the chaos that the mortal world's foster system would be, Poseidon makes a spontanous decision to raise him all on his own. As a mortal. On land.

    No interference rules? Well, he was never good at keeping to his brothers nonsense.

    Still, he has to do it in secret. No one shall find out.

    Well, he might have sharp teeth, but in this case, he bite more than he could chow.

    Other people get involved. Things change.

    Camp Half-Blood is not prepared for the result.

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    My take on a Dadseidon AU

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    14 Oct 2025

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