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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    A scowling stranger brings a damaged riflescope into your store for repair and, always willing to defer responsibility for the sake of charity and good karma, you take on the challenge. When you return it to him, he brings along another… obstacle. An adorably goggled, bad-postured obstacle who seems as infatuated with your intelligence, as you are with his lenses.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    Nordic Dovahkiin Rakel wakes up not only with the worst hangover she's ever had, but also in the worst situation she could ever imagine; marriage. And if that wasn't bad enough, Rakel discovers who she's hitched to for life.

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    29 May 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Rook had been in love with Lucanis since college, and secretly clung to the hope that he would one day return her feelings. But when she catches him kissing her best friend at a New Year's Eve party, those dreams are swiftly shattered.
    Now, over a year later, she is invited to be a bridesmaid at her close friend Teia's wedding in Sicily. It's a dream destination: a week in the Italian countryside, and all the wine she could dream of. There's just one problem -- Teia has also invited Lucanis, who will be bringing his new girlfriend.
    Now Rook is spending her time avoiding the couple at all costs. But she isn't the only one -- Lucanis's recently estranged cousin, Illario, is also struggling to fit in at a wedding he doesn't feel welcome at.
    While navigating inner family politics and trying their best not to create a scene, the two find an unlikely companionship in each other. But it couldn't become more than that, right? But with a gorgeous countryside villa, all the wine in the world, and a building tension between them both, maybe Rook and Illario find something more.

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    16 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    He's is dangerous, Ryder knows this. He's lied to her, Ryder knows this. He's irresistible, Ryder knows this far too well...

    The Charlatan and the Pathfinder have an undeniable attraction, the type that renders a selfish, reckless passion in a person. The type that forces both of them into a tug of war between their desire and their responsibilities. The type that leads to blood and betrayal and a grief-stricken turian out for vengeance...

    NOTE: Smut, slow-burn building of plot and relationships, but a lot of heart too.

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    30 Apr 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Neve Gallus didn't expect it would be easy convincing the Demon of Vyrantium, First Talon of the Antivan Crows, and 'mage-killer' Lucanis Dellamorte to join Rook's team. The man is very busy, after all. But when Lucanis refuses their contract unless they agree to save his younger cousin from the Ossuary... it leads to some interesting possibilities. (AKA: Alternate universe where it was Illario you recruit as teammate in the Ossuary and all the consequences therein.)

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    25 Apr 2025