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The Bear Trap by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Mar 2025
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“Please, oh wise master,” Shang Qinghua says, clapping his hands together and bowing his head deferentially, “how does this lowly one build up the courage to stick his dick into the bear trap after it has already snapped shut on him once before?”
“He bit it?” Shen Qingqiu asks in fascinated horror, eyes immediately sinking down to Shang Qinghua’s crotch.
“Metaphorically!” Shang Qinghua corrects. “Figuratively! It went wrong in a different way, we didn’t do oral!”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-Jun have sex. It takes a couple of tries.
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agatha of gavaldon is a princess, and she has a secret. several, in fact. she's pretty good at keeping them, by now.
tedros of camelot is a king, and he has a secret. just one, but it's a big one, and if it gets out, he's done for.
agatha of gavaldon and tedros of camelot are also engaged to one another. she's never met him. he's never met her.
it's just standard for arranged marriages. you understand. don't worry, they'll meet soon enough. nothing will go wrong. this is a fairy tale, isn't it? all fairy tales have arranged marriages and overbearing mothers and mollycoddling advisors and gloves and veils and--
what? what's that?
that's not the version you've heard?
well, this was a long time ago. things get mangled, as they're retold.
what?
no, that's not the who the villain is.
where on earth did you get that from?
oh, dear.
perhaps we need to clear a few things up.Series
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Draco Malfoy is not an owl, really he isn’t. He simply assumes the shape of one on occasion when he wants to find a bit of privacy—a goal entirely thwarted because Harry Potter doesn’t understand you can’t just grab any old bird from the Owlery and force it to send your missives and deliver your packages.
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21 Sep 2022
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Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by Faith Wood (faithwood)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Aug 2011
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It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross.
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05 Nov 2021
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Karkat Vantas hates his French class more than anything. The kids are loud and obnoxious and no work ever gets done. When he’s told that there’s gonna be an exchange student in his class he expects him to be the same as everyone else. When they are forced to work on an English project together Karkat finds out that the exchange student is nothing like he’d thought he’d be.
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02 Nov 2021