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While the rest of the band is off to the Bahama's to celebrate their total familial-estrangements, Pickles and Nathan both try their best to reunite with their families for Christmas, and cauterise some old wound. Not everyone has a good time, and when Nathan sees a chance to help his drummer out he takes it.
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“Yeah, it’s going really well with Abigail. We’re probably going to get married. But uhh, she’s a pretty assertive lady. And she wasn’t super impressed with how I did when we... Got it on.” Nathan flushed. “So I was wondering if you had any tips, or something?"
Pickles looked up at Nathan surly, not that the guy would actually notice. Wouldn’t even look him in the eye, that goddamn coward. He took a long, hard swig of his drink while he weighed his words.
“You should try blowing on it. Chicks love it when you blow on it.”
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When Nathan comes looking for advice of a certain nature, an embittered Pickles decides to take revenge. It all comes back to bite him eventually.
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Izzy Hands, like all classic pirates, develops a relationship with alcohol over the years that we will kindly describe as 'questionable.' A series of vignets that explore addiction, and the possibility for love and affection beyond it.
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To look right through (to the other side) by Sharktheme112
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Oct 2023
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Edward handed Stede his spyglass and pointed him towards the ship. “Here, check it out.”
“I see a lot of canons” Stede mumbled, uneasily. “Hand the spyglass to Izzy,” Edward said, without acknowledging that Izzy was, in fact, standing right next to him. Izzy ignored it, focussing instead on finding whatever Edward had seen that got him so riled up.“Fuck me, that’s Sam Bellamy’s crew, isn’t it?”
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It's been a few weeks since the Kraken's reign ended, but the relationship between Edward and Izzy remains completely fractured. When an old acquaintance shows up, Izzy is forced to decide between leaving the Revenge and trying to salvage what's left of them. Also featuring some ahistorical flashbacks, a Captain Stede Bonnet who is trying his best, and quite a bit of homoerotic sword fighting
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The route towards the First church of Springfield was a familiar one to Seymour. He had been down it every Sunday since he was four years old, with the exception of his army time. In about seven minutes, he’d arrive. The urge to one-eighty the car was intense and grew stronger and stronger the closer he got. Seymour and Edna had had a… complicated relationship towards the end, but his position as her employer alone demanded his presence today. He’d simply go in, make sure people saw his face, drop off the flowers, condole the widower if he couldn’t avoid it and get out.
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After Edna's death, Ned Flanders takes over her class as a teacher. That means that he must have been hired by Seymour Skinner, which is fascinating if you consider their history. An exploration of how this might've gone down.
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Jim tops Dwight. He thinks he's so clever, until he doesn't.
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02 Nov 2025
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The contrast is sharp between the cold of the back room and the light and cigarette smoke coming from the top of the stairs. They hear the roars of laughter. Almost smell the testosterone, as if the doors are threatening to fall in on them and expose their insecurities to the world. And no one will care.
But Lars cares, and she hopes James can see that.
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or, two girls and a conversation.
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05 Oct 2025
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How the night might have gone, if Roy had played the part of Jen's imaginary husband at her school reunion.
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23 Sep 2025
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Roy ruins all her relationships. It's all his fault. It's always his fault.
Originally uploaded to LJ and FF.net in 2011.
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23 Sep 2025
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After Kremy stops Gideon from getting into a brawl, the two re-discuss the rules of their partnership and share a bottle of rum - which leads them to share more than they bargained for.
A glimpse into Kremy's history with Remy Garou (newsflash, it was shit).
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- Part 7 of Of Solid Scales and Fiery Chains
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13 Sep 2025