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Jackie has a cold. She's a very difficult patient.
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- Part 5 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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you can play the leper, girl (and i'll play the healer) by SmartIsSexy
Fandoms: Roseanne (TV 1988)
30 Apr 2025
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Susan’s smart mouth gets her exactly the kind of attention she’s been craving all day.
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- Part 8 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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Missing scene for Becky Doesn’t Live Here Anymore. Jackie meets (and fails to intimidate) Mark. Becky wishes he would have knocked just a few minutes later.
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Susan has a foolproof method for getting kids to listen to her. Andy is less than thrilled.
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- Part 6 of Lady Loves of Lanford
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Major League Pain in the Butt by SmartIsSexy for Mercedes_Aria
Fandoms: Roseanne (TV 1988)
07 Jan 2025
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Dan: “Two minutes after she walks through that door, she’s gonna say: Dan, you know what your problem is? Dan, you know what your problem is?”
Roseanne: “Oh, don’t start!”
Dan: “I hear that one more time, I’m gonna tie her to that chair and make her watch fifteen years of our home movies!”Missing Scene for Language Lessons. Jackie is driving Dan nuts. He makes good on a silly threat.
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Lady Loves of Lanford by Impractical_Magic (sliebman10), SmartIsSexy
Fandom: Roseanne, Roseanne (TV 1988), The Conners (TV 2018)
15 Jun 2025
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Two years after the events of season 9 of Roseanne (so circa 1999), Jackie Harris meets Susan McKinney at the local Buy 'n Bag, and the rest, as they say, is history. In this series, they fall in love, sling a whole lot of affectionate banter back and forth, and build a life together.
Basically, as President and founding member of The Jackie Harris Defense League (a proud organization that I invented on the Roseanne subreddit a while back), I decided that my favorite gal was in dire need of a well-deserved happy ending. I also decided that the world needs more middle-aged WLW (women loving women) depicted in happy, healthy relationships. This is your one-stop shop to satisfy both of those needs.
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Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time by Kay2Es0 for TheSalty
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (TV 2021), Black Widow (Movie 2021)
03 Dec 2024
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The day signified a lot of firsts — their first holiday party, the first time Kate would meet Melina and Alexei, and the first genuine celebration Yelena had with any of them. And right down to the eggnog, they wanted to get everything just right.
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07 Jan 2025
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It’s been one of those days. The kind of day that leaves Alex’s shoulders hanging heavy and her eyelids heavier. (Spoiler alert: Olivia helps her out.)
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13 Nov 2024
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After a busy day at the farmer's market, making dinner and generally wrangling two small daughters, Tony and Ziva are always better as a team.
Set Fall 2016 in my Ties That Bind Verse, complete with a Pumpkin Soup recipe in the story.
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Bookmarked by SmartIsSexy
28 Oct 2024
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The Pirate's Treasure by MorsXmordrE for sliebman10, bubblelaureno (narcissasdaffodil), Elefeather, KristyLime, LigerCat, BeesBeesDragons, IceGirl2772, whisper_that_dares, Blackeyed_blackeyed, Mizuka, Mercedes_Aria, RealBareWithMeHoney
Fandoms: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937), Peter Pan & Related Fandoms, Peter Pan (Disney Animated Movies)
31 Jan 2025
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Pirates are obsessed with treasure. They crave it. They hoard it. They feel entitled to it. And woe betide anyone who tries to keep them from their spoils. Especially if the spoils take the form of a beautiful and defenseless young princess.
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- 52/52
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Bookmarked by SmartIsSexy
28 Apr 2024
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In which Alex works at a fish store and Lorelai is her best/worst customer.
Bookmarked by SmartIsSexy
04 Mar 2024