SpectrallyDistracted

A carnivale mask



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    Birthday fics for Dapper, inspired by her amazing Tarot Deck!

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    Aziraphale had been doing a splendid job of not overthinking things. Not wishing their bed were less platonic. And absolutely not willing away the growing ache in his trousers from time to time. And so it came with some surprise when on the first day of the fourth week after the apocalypse didn’t happen he found himself peeling the sheets back gingerly and gazing straight into the eye of Crowley’s raging erection, still trapped tightly under his briefs.

     

     

     

     

    Crowley gets morning wood. Aziraphale gets curious. They both discover something new.

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  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    It started out as a bad pun, but it ended up as dirty angst:

    South Downs Cottaging - Where the sex is at least semi-public, the men are anonymous and Aziraphale is very repressed (but also kind of dirty)

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    After the Notapocalypse, Aziraphale's almost a different angel. He's happy. He's relaxed. He's confident. People notice.

    Crowley notices them noticing, and he's not happy about it.

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    Aziraphale Fell, Professor of Creative Writing at Tadfield University, welcomes the attendees of the First Conference on New Approaches to Genre Fiction. Among them is keynote speaker and best-selling thriller author Anthony J. Crowley. Aziraphale has not seen him for twenty-five years.
    Sometimes, he can still feel the ghost of their parting kiss on his lips.

    Or: Exes reunite at academic conference. A Human University Professor/Author AU.

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  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    The Second Coming has been averted. Everything is perfect, Crowley and Aziraphale living together, a silent agreement not to talk about what happened in Heaven, what happened after they parted ways in the bookshop. Except that the angel keeps forgetting who he is, thinking time and again he's human.

    And this time Crowley decides he's had enough.

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    “I… I know you. But I can’t remember your name. Why can’t I?” Crowley just waited patiently as the angel bit a cake. The first times he’d jumped in to fill in the blanks, to provide all the information. He knew better now, even if he was desperately gulping his espresso, trying to stop his leg from drumming on the floor. “I… I left you. I didn’t want to. I had to — I had to do something. A kiss. I remember a kiss.”

    “Yes.”

    “There was coffee involved,” the angel opened his eyes at that, and looked at the tea and cakes in front of him. “Why was there coffee? I don’t like coffee. You know I don’t like coffee, you ordered me tea. Why? Help me. Help me remember.”

    “That’s what I’m doing, angel. This is me helping.”

    “My head is empty.”

    “Just tell me all you know.”

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