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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    20 Jul 2025

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    fucking hilarious

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    [Title Scrawl]
    A Galaxy in Tumult!
    Following the presumed death of the evil Emperor and his hulking henchman Darth Vader, the fledging Alliance stands on the verge of victory! But as they press their advantage against a destabilized Empire and manifest from the seeds of Rebel resistance, can this new government survive their own instability?
    Among the scattered Imperial forces of the second Death Star, Darth Vader's disapparence is not so final as they would hope. Worse yet, the Rebel Hero Luke Skywalker has gone missing!
    Alone and disadvantaged, what will Anakin Skywalker do to find his son? Will he walk the razor's edge of tentative alliance with the Rebel Forces, or succumb to the draw of Imperial power? Free from all Masters, can Anakin Skywalker learn who he wants to be, at last?
    Princess Leia Organa must navigate this minefield of clashing obligations and dripping grudges, while attempting to understand a heritage she hates, a brother she loves, and a mysterious mother she cannot understand.
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    This is a story about a man who overcomes self-hatred and despair and is in turn compassionately and violently reminded that the real answer is mutual aid and blowing up fascists.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    The door to Mr. Spider's home closes, and Tommy Bradstaff disappears behind it, and the book does not.

    Jon picks it up.

    Or:

    Sometimes Jon wonders who he'd be if Gertrude had taken his Statement that day.

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    22 Mar 2025

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    AOUEGHHHHH so beautifully written the pure desperation i got reading this these characters sure are in distress

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    At the end of the world, Jon makes a choice.

    4 years prior, Martin finds something in document storage.

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    21 Feb 2025

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    diversity win! the moth monster in your document storage is in gay love with you!

    incredibly cute eldritch moth!jon bestest of the bestestes

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    20 Feb 2025

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    the horrors of tma condensed into silly teacher!jon