Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
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The Stars Align by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
13 Jan 2025
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“How did you make it work?” Bashir blurts out, because if he doesn’t ask it now he’s not going to.
“Oh, I won’t say a bit of luck didn’t play into it,” the EMH says, breaking into a radiant smile. “Garak and I are an extreme statistical improbability. You probably shouldn’t be holding yourself to our standard in the first place.”
How can someone with his own face be so annoying? “Just tell me.”
“Well… Have you tried having sex?”
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- Part 3 of The Stars Align
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Patterns by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
19 Dec 2024
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“Do you… care about me?”
“What would you like me to say?” Garak detests being so direct, but– “Of course I care about you.” He brushes an errant curl off the hologram’s forehead. “You don’t think I still have you confused with the original Bashir?”
Julian doesn’t blink. “Don’t you?”
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- Part 2 of The Stars Align
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Odds by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon), Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
16 Dec 2024
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Julian bristles adorably. “As a matter of fact, I’ve run a hundred and three separate simulations based on the Anaximander’s records,” he says with a haughty tilt of his head. “And in fifty-three, you and I become friends.”
“Just friends?”
A hologram does not need to blush, which makes it all the more charming when he does. “Not just,” he says. “In seventeen of them.”
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- Part 1 of The Stars Align
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Mr. Sandman by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
11 Oct 2024
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Sometimes you just want to see Y0!Majima be lovingly annihilated by a Kiryu twice his age, so you write that, you know?
A remix/sequel/side story of The places where our fate lines meet.
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- Part 4 of Deus Ex Majima
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Hail Crowley, Full of Grace by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
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“Demons can’t get pregnant,” Crowley said, annoyed at the absurd turn this conversation had taken. “Even if they could, as we’ve thoroughly established, I lead a rather solitary life when I’m not wasting my time on brainwashed little foot-soldiers of the Lord–”
“We are not having that argument now, Crowley,” Aziraphale interrupted.
“Oh, we’re having it, angel,” Crowley snapped. “You can’t waltz back to Earth after leaving like that and expect me to have a normal one when you tell me I’m pregnant with the Baby Jesus.”
Or: The one where Jesus starts a Revolution and everyone’s invited.
Recent series
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The Stars Align by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandom: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Star Trek: Lower Decks (Cartoon)
13 Jan 2025
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“They love to brag about how statistically unlikely their marriage is.”
Lower Decks garashir sketches and scenes
- Words:
- 14,478
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- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 15
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Deus Ex Majima by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandom: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games)
11 Oct 2024
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A collection of stories concerning Majima and time travel.
- Words:
- 60,992
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 18
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Epistolary Omens by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Aug 2023
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The “Grigori spy starts to ship it” series.
- Words:
- 87,982
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 53
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Demolition Lovers by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandom: Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
09 May 2023
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Rude and Reno have been together a long time. They both know how the other thinks.
Official playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0iMwiKL7zGi4ECtzI0eakh?si=d298cd72a4ed4c61
- Words:
- 226,384
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 25
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The Care and Feeding of Your Arakita Yasutomo by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
Fandom: 弱虫ペダル | Yowamushi Pedal
23 Mar 2017
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A series of Kinjou/Arakita college stories, organized chronologically because for whatever reason I didn't write them that way. Light Dom/sub and occasional light bondage scenes.
- Words:
- 10,037
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 20
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Every Valentine's, Yu gave Adachi chocolate. And he was fine with not getting anything on White Day in return. He didn't expect gifts from Adachi. Not really. He knew the type of relationship they had, and he knew what kind of person Adachi was, and he was fine with it.
Bookmarked by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
05 Apr 2025
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One war ends, another begins (this one a private war of attrition).
Julian Bashir comes to Cardassia expecting to win a certain heart in a glorious, whirlwind campaign. Nearly a year later, he’s on the verge of raising the white flag.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,088
- Chapters:
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- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 48
- Kudos:
- 439
- Bookmarks:
- 59
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- 3,545
Bookmarked by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
28 Jan 2025
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Feast by Brynncognito
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Oct 2019
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Aziraphale likes eating Crowley out at least as much as he likes enjoying a particularly nice brioche.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,744
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 52
- Kudos:
- 1,192
- Bookmarks:
- 188
- Hits:
- 17,184
Bookmarked by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
20 Sep 2023
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In which Quark and Odo do something exceedingly kinky (by Ferengi standards), and Quark makes a 180 on his opinion of exactly one (1) gender norm.
Bookmarked by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
21 Aug 2021
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Proof of Interest by cohobbitation for EldritchTribble
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
04 May 2017
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Odo finds he detests auctions. After all, he nearly lost out on a direly important purchase. Wouldn't it be more efficient to just go ahead and pay upfront...?
Bookmarked by Square Pudding (Square_Pudding)
23 Jul 2021