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A Proper Parlay (Or How To Ruin a Perfectly Good Treasure Hunt) by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert) for fishey_me
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
07 Oct 2025
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Nearing the end of the Golden Age of Piracy, Aziraphale finds himself trying to enjoy his extended work-cation in Spain when he's approached by Gabriel with an unusual mission. The burial shroud of Jesus Christ has been stolen and the last known location of the Shroud of Turin is rumoured to be in the possession of famous Privateer and Corsair, Amaro Pargo. His mission is simple: retrieve the Shroud and return it to Turin Italy before deadly forces and the might of Hell discovers its whereabouts.
But upon arriving in Tenerife one whole day after Amaro passes away, Aziraphale realises that his mission has now turned into an impossible treasure hunt. Worse still, he stumbles across Crowley, having taken up profession with the local pirates and has been causing mischief in return. With the clock ticking, Aziraphale must find Amaro Pargo's treasure before Crowley does, and his frenemy has learned a few nasty tricks from the pirates he's been assisting in causing trouble for the locals.
Things are going to get very interesting, indeed...
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Lay Thee Sinner, 'Neath The Cross And Pole by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Sep 2025
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Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:
1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.
2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.
3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.
4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something red-head currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.
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Aziraphale is the oldest son of Lord Arthur Young, Crowley is the son of the village witch, Agnes Nutter. Friends since childhood, they spend one last summer together before Aziraphale will leave to join the Celestial religious order.
Crowley had always been beautiful. Aziraphale had never questioned that, had known it from the moment they'd met. Crowley was funny, and inquisitive, and a show-off, and beautiful. Aziraphale just hadn’t ever stopped to think about what that really meant, for him.
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During a chance run-in at the end of the Crusades, an angel and a demon have one night to themselves
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Over the steady course of 6000 years (give or take), Crowley had developed something of a fantasy regarding exactly how he would like to touch, and be touched, by a certain angel.
It had started chaste enough – their pinkie fingers might brush as they walked closely side by side. Perhaps, one day, Aziraphale might tuck a stray strand of crimson hair behind Crowley’s ear, and linger at his jawline for a fraction longer than actually necessary. They’d hold hands in St James Park, lips might meet, softly, oh-so softly, and a tingle would emerge at the bottom of his spine and warm his body with the distinct presence of love.
However, Crowley was a starved beast, and a demon, and filled with the sins of Man. Most notably, greed and lust. The fantasies twisted rapidly into something more, and so he craved more.
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Table for Two by pandafarts
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Dec 2024
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Working as a waiter when all he wanted to do was restore old books instead, was hard for Aziraphale. After some customers are rude, a man jumps to defend him. This man, Crowley is a freelance photographer, who despite having been through being disowned, being homeless, and other hardships, remains kind under all his gruffness. They become, unexpectedly, just what the other needs.
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It's the 1740s, about forty years before the French Revolution. Aziraphale poses as the young Marquis de Sade's tutor, the Abbé de l'Amblet, but quickly gets in over his head when the boy's uncle invites him to an evening of debauchery. He appeals for Crowley's guidance to prepare for his first erotic adventure.
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- Part 1 of L'école du libertinage
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My Heaven (pt 2) by Orth for MakeMeOfSteelAndStone
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Oct 2024
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A detailed account of what really transpired between Crawly and Aziraphale in Eden. This is how the second day of their friendship unfolded.
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One life is never enough by Merlarme
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Aug 2024
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Inspired by the Gleafer art https://www.patreon.com/posts/late-bloomer-to-108951701
"Late bloomer Ezra decides to have a one night stand to start off his uni years on a new foot and leave his lonely, church upbringing behind.
Anthony, a university professor and heartbroken widower, decides to have a one-night stand to finally feel alive after years of being haunted by the death of his wife.
Both fall harder and faster than they ever thought possible." -
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Aziraphale is still sloughing off the burden of growing up smothered by his family. Now in Uni, he just wants to live his life and admire Tony C, the man who showed him it wasn't wrong to want the way he wants. Porn can be quite the eye-opener.
And then, a chance rises to face him with Tony.
Aziraphale isn't sure he can be brave enough to follow through.
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- Part 1 of Once Upon A Fuck
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Somewhere I Belong by Sexy_Lil_Emo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Aug 2024
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Looking for something new, interesting, and outdoorsy to break up the monotony of his life, Anthony Crowley took up hiking in the local forest. Crowley thought he knew what to expect from Eden Forest; trees, animals, a river, and some cool nature photo opportunities. And he certainly got all of that, but what he didn't expect was to be jumped by some kind of forest beast, and have his life changed forever.
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- Part 1 of Troll Tails
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How the Bonfires Burn by TicketyBoo_Delaney
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Aug 2024
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Still reeling from a difficult few years, Aziraphale takes a position at the idyllic Camp Eden where he meets Crowley, who seems oddly familiar... and frightfully attractive.
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Queer technology giant Anthony J. Crowley is just about ready to throw in the towel after relationship after relationship has failed, but there's a new barista at the company coffee shop and he's cute and sweet and Crowley's never been able to resist blond hair and blue eyes. The tabloids will have a field day, they always do, but his assistant is getting married and a temp is needed.
A temp who really isn't very good at making complicated coffees, has past experience in reception, and absolutely no idea that the latest complicated coffee order came from the owner himself. Aziraphale only knows that he's handsome, patient, and was the first person who told him he was doing well.
How could he refuse the temp position? Or, he soon discovers, more.
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It’s the man who’d almost run Aziraphale over just minutes earlier. Only now he’s taken off his gilet and Aziraphale can see that he’s wearing the same team jersey as Anathema. Odd that Aziraphale recognises him – given he looks entirely different without his helmet or sunglasses, hair a shocking shade of red – but maybe it’s the way he squares his shoulders.
That's when he meets Crowley.
Human AU. On a regular training route, Crowley meets a young female cyclist, Anathema, who he recruits into his local racing team. Then, he meets Anathema’s friend Aziraphale and the relationships between the three become increasingly entangled.
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The summer of 2022, Ezira Phale is a rookie Formula 1 driver out to prove he's one of the best race car drivers in the world, but everything gets turned upside down when he falls in love with his real-life idol, AJ Crowley. Or: The one where Crowley does not go too fast for Aziraphale.
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] #RainbowRoad
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ain't it like thunder under earth, the sound it makes by grace_uhh
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
21 Apr 2024
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...ain't it excitin' you, the rumble where you lay...
{previously entitled 'pressure;' oh, i've changed it...}
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"Neither of us has any experience,” he said softly as they climbed. “We’ll find our way together.”
Crowley snorted behind him. “Meaning we’ll have no idea if we’re doin’ it right.”
“Meaning,” countered Aziraphale as he reached the dim landing at the top of the steps, “there’s no way we can get it wrong.”
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in which they have the experience and sensitivity of 14-year-olds, but a love that's been burning since before the beginning. <3
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Smirking not-so-subtly into his soup, he thought: no one has asked me a question in 45 minutes—
“So what do you do?”
Startled, Crowley’s head shot up, glass of wine halfway to his mouth frozen. Laughter and titterings around the table stopped as all eyes turned to Crowley. Wishing his glasses were still on, his eyes swung to the priest sitting beside him.
Father Aziraphale’s face was brightened by a kind, soft smile as he looked expectantly at Crowley, who swallowed down his surprise and did his best to recover. He put the glass back down.
“I, uh, run a bookshop,” he replied, with a tight but grateful smile.Ineffable Fleabag AU
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Beyond the Kilt: Modern AU Aziracrow Get Kinky and Catch Feels by theriverspath
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
23 Feb 2024
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A random hookup in a pub bathroom stall is just the start.
Ch1: Usually unadventurous Zirra hooks up with a quietly confident stranger in a pub bathroom stall. Thank goodness he had wet wipes in his pocket.
(I'm writing this out of chronological order, as scenes are inspired by prompts in a fanfic writer's discord thread. Random chapters will randomly appear in between ones already posted. Randomly.)
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They Almost Made a Miracle (1941) by koala2all
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Feb 2024
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After a night of high excitement and near escapes, Aziraphale and Crowley relax in the bookshop. As the wine flows, the two find themselves giving in to desires they have tried to hide for six thousand years.
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From Eden by Anonymous
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jan 2024
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"Everything alright, angel?" The demon was aiming for a light, nonchalant tone. Unfortunately, his composure deserted him in that moment, and the words that made it past the cinch around his throat were more akin to a strangled yelp. He’d very nearly made the angel cum just preening his wings.
Or: After meeting on the wall in the Garden of Eden, Crawly and Aziraphale find themselves drawn to each other as they seek shelter from the storm. Aziraphale, beset by doubt and unease, grapples with the morality of his actions on earth so far. Crawly, ever perceptive, offers him a wing massage to ease his anxiety, accidentally leading the angel to discover the pleasures of the flesh.