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    “Tell me again to release you, Granger.
    Tell me again that you just want to be friends.”

    It’s been five years since Draco last spoke to Granger. Things are different now, and though earning her trust will be a challenge, he can’t seem to keep himself away.
    Hermione has been busy advocating for elves around the world, but when her breakup with Ron turns her life upside-down, she knows there’s only one person who can help her.

    Alternating POVs between Hermione and Draco. Slow burn, eventual smut, light dom/sub. Diverges from canon after Voldemort's defeat.

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    26 Jul 2025

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    It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.

    This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.

    When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.

    How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?

    Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!

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    21 Jul 2025

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    Hermione did the best she could once the war ended. She returned to school, became a successful healer and researcher, got married, and hasn't raised her wand in a defensive way in years. But the nightmares still come. Her marriage to Ron is floundering, and each day, she loses a little more of herself to a life she never quite imagined.
    In order to get her marriage on the right track and prove that she's desirable, she accompanies Theo to the club he's part owner of. Once inside, she discovers more than just a kink or two that's been repressed within her. She discovers that perhaps she's not the bookish prude she's always thought she was. And maybe reclaiming herself and her happiness will be the best way to finally heal her traumatized past.

    “Tell me the last time Weasley made you come so hard you thought about it for weeks.”
    I couldn’t.
    “Tell me about an experience that left you fully sated.”
    I couldn’t.
    “Come to Nox, Hermione. You’ve fucking earned it.”
    I couldn’t.
    There are multiple triggering occurrences that one may find upsetting or unsettling based on your reading preferences. Please read all tags before continuing! Protect yourself. xoxo

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    18 Jul 2025

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    A bad bet at London's most popular magical casino leads to an indecent proposal.

    Hermione Granger has a choice: Spend one night with Draco Malfoy, or lose her boyfriend Ron Weasley's childhood home forever.

    Will she accidentally lose her heart in the process, against all odds?

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    07 Jul 2025

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    During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?

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    OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.

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    01 Jul 2025