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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    Take Minecraft characters, put them in real life, and then reimplement Minecraft mechanics with an added heap of trauma—that's this series. When Grian falls from the world of the Watchers, he lands in the city they've captured and tortured for the past several years. There, he meets Pearl, who introduces him to the rest of the Listeners—a group of mortals trying to fight off the Watchers. She, Martyn, Gem, and Scott all try to help Grian adjust to the dystopian world he finds himself in, but he has a much darker past than any of them realize.

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    08 Sep 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Jon never expected he’d one day have to mourn his own death. He doesn’t even get to go to his own funeral. Life is full of funny little surprises like that.

    In which Jon and Martin end up stuck in the Magnus Institute as ghosts, the tunnels beneath the Archives are haunted, Elias gets thwarted by a spider, and murder is plotted over tea and stolen glances.

    Rated M just to be safe, no smut but depictions of injury and violence. Will add tags where necessary as the story progresses!

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    28 Aug 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Tim practically draped himself on the bar as his companion buried his face deep in his arms.

    “I’m just saying! Of all the people you could helplessly fall in love with, you chose Jon?”

    “Tim…”

    “No, don’t get me wrong, I see the appeal, but come on Marto, he is like, horribly terrible with you.”

    “That’s can’t be grammatically-“

    “Plus I’m pretty sure he’s a Tory.”

    “…Yeah” he sighed.

    Or: I wanted to write crack and angst. Sue me. Mom said it was my turn with the chatfic hybrid (though to be real, it's 20% chat and 80% fic), so expect to die of either laughter or suffering

    Updates on Mondays

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    26 Aug 2025

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    Spending the summer in Gravity Falls isn't what Dipper expected. There's mysteries to sink his teeth into, at least that can keep him entertained.

    But he has many questions about his Grunkle Stan's employee, Martin Blackwood.

    What could he be hiding here? What else could this town have hidden?
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    A TMA/Gravity Falls fanfic where Jon and Martin live their lives in their Somewhere Else, in Gravity Falls, Oregon! Right?

    Surely nothing can go wrong!

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    05 Aug 2025

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    “So can we keep him?”

    ‘Grunkle Stan’ sighs heavily. “Kid, he’s literally a lump on the ground.”

    “So? We’ve all been lumps on the ground at one point or another,” Mabel counters, which is a very good point in Jon’s opinion.
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    Somewhere Else is Gravity Falls, season one or thereabouts. things escalate from there.

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    04 Aug 2025