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    Be the Death of Me by

    Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series  

    17 Dec 2024

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    The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.

    As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.

    “Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”

    - or -

    After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.

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    circle k (back to you) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU, The Flash (Comics)  

    04 Nov 2023

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    Working at a convenience store in Gotham City is a thankless and often dangerous job. Especially if you are working the graveyard shift.

    You quite liked your brief stint at the Circle K in Keystone City, if only because the Flash could be found taking care of crime before they even happened. Plus, your store was the one he frequented the most for snacks and drinks to replenish his energy.

    Even if your friends, Steph and Tim, don’t actually believe that he visited you and in fact said you two were friends. (No, seriously, he did!)

    But a surprise visit from him with Red Robin in tow, a pointed insult to the Bats’ general hostility and unwelcoming nature, and suddenly, you have a revolving door of vigilantes at odd hours of the night.

    Your most frequent visitor and the one that bothers you for a reason you can’t articulate since it also coincides with Tim Drake’s sudden avoidance of you?

    Red Robin.

    But it’s probably nothing, right?

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    Tangerine and Honeydew by

    Fandoms: Bullet Train (2022)  

    27 Feb 2023

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    Tangerine and Lemon get a partner assigned to them.

    First part in what will be a series following Tangerine, Lemon, and Honeydew.

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    i'll be the dangerous ledge (you be the parachute) by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU  

    14 Jul 2023

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    Living in Gotham City is always unpredictable.

    However, the stakes that you face are not vengeful rogues or trigger-happy clowns, but rather the mystifying case of a cute guy... experimenting with his laundry? And not, like, some Joker type experiment but... a genuine experiment with a rotating list of detergent types. Maybe which one works best? Maybe he just has no idea how to do his laundry? Who knows?

    You should leave it alone. You should leave him alone.

    Obviously, this does not happen, and you somehow end up friends with Tim Drake.

    For you, chronically lonely for the last few years, this is great. Good. Awesome.

    For the feelings that grow inside you that are decidedly not platonic?

    Not great.

    But... nothing is impossible. Especially here in Gotham City.

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    Under the Influence by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)  

    12 Jan 2025

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    Batman has always kept his secrets close to his chest, with his family being one of the bigger things he was keeping quiet about. But even the most secretive of men are not infallible, and Batman gets impaired far too often for his liking.

    Alternatively: Seven times Batman introduced the League to his children while under the influence and one time he introduced himself.

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    08 May 2025