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If it ain't broke, fix it anyway.
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25 Aug 2025
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so you have a bad day by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2020
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Shang Qinghua is not stupid.
It does not take a genius to know what it means when you ask a servant where your lord has left to and they readily supply the name of an exclusive brothel in between the two realms. Especially when it's after your utterly disastrous first time together.
So he goes away for a bit to clear his head. And promptly gets kidnapped.
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24 Aug 2025
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Baby, thinking of you keeps me up all night by spiderwebsitar
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
29 Jul 2019
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When Gavin gets invited to his boring, uptight cousin's wedding, he doesn't even want to make to effort to go. Even after his dad tells him to bring somebody who'll turn heads and start trouble, Gavin isn't sure who to bring with him, until he settles on his partner, the stone cold RK900.
Just because it'll be hilarious. Not because Gavin actually likes working with him or thinks he's kind of funny or wants to get to know him better. Definitely not.
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21 Aug 2025
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Destiny has its eye on Bill. Which, naturally, means Dipper has to keep an eye on Bill.
It's unfair and annoying and a waste of Dipper's precious time, until it isn't.
"Great-Uncle Ford," says Dipper, hoping his uncle will miraculously wake up to how insane this is, "I don't want to babysit a weapon of mass destruction."
Ford exhales heavily through his nose--the more dignified cousin of a sigh. "Don't think of it as babysitting, my boy. He's the same age as you. Think of it as... peer leading."
He, conspicuously, doesn't say anything on the weapon of mass destruction point. Dipper takes that as a bad sign.
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02 Aug 2025
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“Hey,” snaps the girl holding the tome—Chloe, she’s in his Latin class. Her mascaraed-on whiskers crinkle as she scowls at him. “A little privacy here?”
Actually, Dipper realizes, they’re all in his Latin class. And all staring right at him.
It crosses his mind that he should say something… wise, maybe? Thought-provoking? Something like what Ford would say. Something that’ll get them to set down the book of dark rites and not make whatever poor decision this is about to be.
“This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen,” he informs the room at large.
Want to impress your local Latin Club? Easy. Be dating the demon they summon.
Harder is keeping said demon from eating their souls.
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