Vamillepudding
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Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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“Fucking hell,” Greg groans. “I'm dead, aren’t I?”
“No,” Alex says quickly. “Absolutely not.”
“Dying?”
Alex hesitates.
“Fuck,” Greg says again, with feeling. “That’s bloody typical, isn’t it? On my fucking birthday, too. Christ.”
“He’s a little busy right now,” Alex says cheerfully. “You’ll have to do with me.”
Or: On the morning of his 56th birthday, Greg gets hit by a bus. Then, he wakes up. The man who saved his life insists he's utterly unremarkable and tells Greg to forget about him. Greg reckons he'd rather get run over again.
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Help! My Brother Sold Me to One Direction by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Mar 2025
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“I came here to propose something.” Tim takes a deep breath. “I think we should sell me.”
Jason laughs. Tim doesn’t. Jason says, "Alright, I’ll bite. Who’re we selling you to, Dobby?”
Someone in Gotham is preying on kids but careful enough to leave no proof. Luckily, Tim has a foolproof plan.
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Terms and Conditions by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
16 Feb 2025
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“So you want money,” Silco says flatly.
“Look," Vander says, "Those reparation payments that prick is demanding – that’s too much. The Last Drop can’t afford that. I can’t afford it. It’s not just my livelihood, Silco. It’s everyone I care about. The children will be out on the street.”
Silco’s face is devoid of any expression. “So. You want money.”
Left with crippling debt and a failing business, Vander's only option to save the Last Drop is to ask Silco for a loan. Over the span of a few weeks, Vander's debt is cleared, the bar has gotten a makeover, Silco's henchmen have started using it as their hangout, and throughout it all, Silco is refusing to be paid back.
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Tim always knew it was a possibility that he might die early. He’s not exactly made his peace with it, but he’s willing to adapt, especially if this is what it takes to help Jason get over his weird vendetta and reunite the Wayne family again. It's called taking one for the team.
Now all Tim needs to do is figure out how to best fake his own death.
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Castiel being his melodramatic and pessimistic self by Vamillepudding
Fandom: Supernatural
29 Mar 2015
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The one in which Castiel is not the cute cuddly gentleman we see in most fics.
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look on down from the bridge by CivilBores
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 Apr 2025
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“You saw the body?” Jason asks. It’s a stupid question—of course Tim saw it. Tim was the one who found it, who rolled it into the carpet in the first place. But there’s a second question wrapped up in his strangled tone, which is: Are you okay after seeing the body?
Tim just purses his lips, almost indignant. “This isn’t the first time I’ve seen a corpse before, Jason.”
Right, Jason thinks, but it’s the first time the corpse has been your own fucking dad.
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Tim is desperate to keep his father’s death a secret from Bruce at all costs. Which is how he ends up hiding a body with Jason Todd, of all people.
Bookmarked by Vamillepudding
21 May 2025
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let fall the world by perfidiousalbion
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
09 Dec 2024
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Silco’s face is hard and he shoves his pick back in its holder; chucks his helmet noisily into his locker. ‘Well. Don’t want,’ he says, and leaves.
Don’t want. Impossible. Impossible, when Vander is next to Silco every day watching the lean flex of his muscles beneath his skin, watching him scrape his hair back into a rough knot, watching him crick his neck as he tips a glass of whisky back and forth in his clever, narrow-fingered hands. Don’t want. Easier said than done.
Or: before it all went wrong, Silco and Vander had something good.
Bookmarked by Vamillepudding
16 Jan 2025
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Silco’s not the kind to tempt people with honey; he goes straight for the whip. There’s one place he and Vander differ.
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"There are details in this document that absolutely no one should know unless they have inside information on us. There’s hints that they know our patrol schedules and regularly keep tabs on us. I don't know who's behind this, or what they want with Batman, but tracking the writer needs to be a priority."
"And this document is… a fanfiction?"
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(Tim Drake writes Batman fanfiction. He doesn't expect Batman to actually find it.)
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Bookmarked by Vamillepudding
18 Aug 2024
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A ghost sighting and a seance. Charles is a pro at handling this whole "your best mate's in love with you" thing.
"Right, so," Charles says. "Thing is, Edwin's already in love with me, so he's not gonna go out with you. Sorry. Just trying to warn you before you get too close, mate...It's making you look a bit pathetic, is all."
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28 Jun 2024
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An encounter with an enchanted puzzle box locks up most of Charles’ memories and leaves him thinking he and Edwin are in love. With a recipe from Tragic Mick for a potion to counteract the spell and strict instructions to go along with Charles' delusions, all Edwin has to do is keep up the ruse for three days. He can make it three days. Right?
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Bookmarked by Vamillepudding
26 Jun 2024