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Have you ever seen a race like THIS?! by OctoSquigglez
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
08 Nov 2025
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Alex Horne, an aspiring horse-kin attending the prestigious Lantra Academy, has an unfortunate encounter with a man named Greg Davies as he's running late to school. Somehow, this interaction unfurled a future neither of them expected.
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A battered and broken England has one hope left in the endless, brutal, battle against the Kaiju. When titanic monsters burst from the rift on the Atlantic Ocean's floor, destroying and murdering everything in their path, one desperate plea echoes from the bunkers and it is to the brave people of the Two Thrones Shatterdome. Save us, they beg. Save us from extinction. When the sky darkens, the earth shakes, and the mighty, mechanised Jaegers of Two Thrones stride the earth, all who see them pray for their pilots, for victory, for living one more day.
Their prayers will not be answered.
Legendary ex-pilot Commander Greg Davies has been transferred to the Two Thrones Shatterdome as the new drillmaster, and finds a base on the brink of utter defeat. It would take more than a miracle - more than a broken man haunted by his past, a ragtag band of resentful pilots, and more than the secretive scientist who just won't leave Greg alone.
WARNING! I have NOT finished writing this yet. Unheard of for me. My plan is to release a chapter per week, but I've been struggling to make progress on this and I hope the deadline will put a Jaeger boot up my arse. Please harass me.
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Alex Horne’s received his results in a beige envelope almost three decades ago. It was unassuming, boring and filled with medical jargon, but it held the most significant piece of information that would shape the rest of his life. His results stated that he was just another beta, and Alex had never questioned it…
A/N: chapters 1-2 edited, rest should follow.
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Heart and Soul by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
28 Oct 2025
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“Now,” Greg purrs, stepping over the remnants of the salt and in the direction of Alex, who’s still watching him with big, guileless eyes, “for the record, I do have a heart, but I haven’t got a heartbeat. Any last words?”
“A few.” And then, without even glancing at the book, Alex loudly starts chanting, “Exorcizo te, immundíssime spíritus-“
“For fuck’s sake,” Greg says, for the second time tonight.
Or: After Greg is summoned and then unceremoniously sent back to Hell without striking a deal, all he can think about is how he's going to see the upstart little witch again so he can
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Better with three by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, The Horne Section Television Programme RPF
17 Oct 2025
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In a world where everyone is searching for their soulmate; Alex, Greg and Lily become a force of all that is good in the world of love - but not without their trials and tribulations of three different people trying to navigate this crazy thing called life.
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In Plain Sight by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF
12 Oct 2025
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Desperate, Y/n seeks help from the enigmatic Taskmaster, and their assistant, LAH. She joins forces with behavioral scientist Dr. Greg Davies and literature professor Alex Horne, who specializes in ornithology, to investigate museum thefts around London.
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Operation Throuple! by teatimeready
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF, Australian Comedians RPF, Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster (Podcast)
05 Oct 2025
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The three men stare at me in silence for a moment.
"What?" I ask, confused by their expressions.
Ed shakes his head slowly. "Y/n, I say this with love and respect... but you are absolutely clueless when it comes to flirting."- Basically just a story of Ed, James, and Sam being the most supportive friends, and trying to get the reader some action.
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- Part 8 of Taskmaster Short Stories
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I had an idea, I started writing it, it’s almost 1.30am, I have not reread it. Hope you enjoy. They are idiots and they are in love.
* Rachel Horne doesn’t exist in this universe
* Set during filming of TM season 6 and onwards
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Greg gatecrashes Alex and Tim's joint birthday party.
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I'm Jealous Of The Way You're Happy Without Me by suggsygirl
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
14 Aug 2025
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Tim contemplates his relationship with Alex and questions Alex's relationship with Greg.
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Twice Over by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
08 Aug 2025
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“Did you know Horne is dating Greg Davies?” Tim asks bluntly.
There’s a pause at the other end of the line. Then Mark says, sounding confused, “I- yes? That is to say, I did know that, and so do you. We went camping with them last month. Are you feeling alright, Tim?”
“No, I’m not fucking ‘feeling alright’,” Tim snaps. “I wake up to find out that my best mate has apparently been sticking his boy in another bloke behind my back, so excuse me that I’m not besides myself with joy here.”
There’s another pause. Eventually, Mark clears his throat. “Is this- sorry, are you being homophobic?”
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Tim dies taking a bullet for Alex, and if he had the time to make his final joke, he would have said he predicted this two years ago on Kathy Burke's podcast. What he didn't predict is that he'd wake up - in a world where Alex is dating Greg Davies.
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No more, when you think about it, misunderstandings. by LAH2025
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
25 Jul 2025
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Your men have a tiff, names are called and feelings are hurt.
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Not a Bad Beginning (By Far the Best Ending) by Vamillepudding
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF
17 Jul 2025
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Greg is getting irritated again. “I know I’m not one of Alex’s fifty closest friends, but that doesn’t mean I don’t care."
“Did he tell you that?” Tim asks. "That you’re not one of his five hundred closest friends or whatever?"
“I said fifty,” Greg says. “Now I’m thinking it’s five hundred and I feel even worse.”
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Or: Tim has known Alex for two decades and knows him better than anyone, and still thinks he would rather die than hear Alex say something nice about him.
Greg has known Alex for almost one decade now, but he still sometimes feel like he doesn't know him at all.
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Ivo's marriage to Mark has always been rocky, but at least Mark has been supportive of Ivo's transition.
When Ivo develops feelings for a colleague, he starts to wonder if "good enough" is the best he should be hoping for. -
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It’s not that Alex was uncomfortable with being bisexual. It really, really wasn’t. It’s just… Greg was his first proper same-sex partner. His first ‘gay’ relationship. And he hadn’t ever before been very active in local queer spaces. He had felt as though because he was married to a woman and had kids with her, he didn’t really belong there. That he was not, well, queer enough to be accepted, he thought.
Alex re-examines what being queer means to him, confronts some internalised biphobia, and attends his first ever pride march with Greg. He finds community, learns more about himself and Greg, and finds joy in the pain.
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When you're touch averse and you want to change, who you gonna call?
Greg Davies, cuddling professional of course.
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Alex hires someone to help him sort out his cuddle troubles.
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- Part 300 of TM
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Greg didn’t really know what the rules of the task were, but he was absolutely positive that no one was following them from how red Alex was getting. He was yelling (or as best as he could manage) at one of the contestants.
And then suddenly he wasn’t. Greg’s eyes were always drawn to Alex so he saw the moment, the moment that Alex collapsed. Like a puppet with cut strings, his entire body going slack.
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The Assistant’s Curse by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, No More Jockeys (Web Series) RPF, British Comedy RPF
24 Feb 2025
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Alex, Mark and Tim are searching for the treasure of the notorious Taskmaster, which is said to be protected by his assistant — a man cursed.
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Alex finds out what Greg says about him at a WIP and then they go to New York together...