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The Ferryman, the Witch Who Wouldn’t Die, and the Budding Dark Lord by Warpedwhis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Oct 2025
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“Then perhaps,” Tom said softly, his voice smooth as silk drawn over glass, “we’ll have the pleasure of a little friendly comparison. It’s always enlightening to see where others stand.”
Her lips curved just so, a soft, almost hesitant smile that hinted at sweetness without breaking her composure. When she spoke, her tone was light, honeyed, carrying a playful innocence that made her words feel effortlessly charming. “How fortunate, then,” she said, tilting her head just slightly, “that I don’t mind being enlightening.”
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𝐍𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐌𝐀 𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐀
Fiorwyn gets accepted into Hogwarts, discovers she’s a Horcrux—though she doesn’t quite know what that means at first—until another Horcrux, Tom Marvolo Riddle’s diary, helpfully explains. She decides she has no interest in inevitably sacrificing herself for “the Greater Good.”
So, she takes matters into her own hands:
Does Voldemort a solid, gets him a proper body, and strikes a deal that guarantees neither of them has to do the noble, tragic death thing.And that, in her book, should have been the end of it.
Only… Voldemort himself had to ruin the aesthetic.
She had always thought Voldemort was meant to be the sort of wizard who could summon dread with the mere syllable of his name, whose very presence was meant to be intoxicating and lethal—a perfect cocktail of awe and dread. Unmatched, unrivaled, untouchable. And yet, the man currently attaching himself to her had all the menace of a jealous, insecure, clingy husband.
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Hera Potter was exhausted. Not the normal kind of exhausted, no, she was cosmically wrung out. She’d died too many times, respawned in too many universes, and frankly, she was over it.
So when she landed in 1950s Hogwarts and discovered Tom Riddle was still human, still hot, and still obsessed with teaching Defence Against the Dark Arts under a doddering old professor — she made an executive decision:
This time, she’d stop him from becoming the Dark Lord. By sleeping with him.
(Alternatively: She’s tired, he’s hot, and if seduction keeps Tom Riddle from going Dark Lord, then so be it.)
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24 Oct 2025
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In a world where bonded partners can’t harm each other, Harry finds himself faced with a difficult decision when he discovers who his soulmate is.
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20 Oct 2025
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After drowning in the Black Lake during a chase, Harry found himself in the bathtub of an hostel in Knockturn Alley, confused, 30 years younger and with his soulmates names brilliant like never before. Learning about this new world he tries to stay out of trouble and especially trying to avoid a certain Dark Lord and his Consort. But no one can fight destiny, especially prophecies.
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- Part 1 of Bashert
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17 Oct 2025
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Much can be said about Tom Riddle’s unfortunate beginnings—namely, that none of it was ever under his control. To survive the dull days at Borgin & Burkes, he convinces himself that any greatness he achieves must be credited to him alone, even if it costs a few short years off his eternal life.
Until a summons arrives, and with it the disruption to his carefully measured stagnation: Harry Peverell, whose recklessness and wealth seem calculated to unsettle the order Riddle has imposed on himself, and whose lure he cannot ignore.
OR: the reluctant sugar baby au
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11 Oct 2025
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Men do not chase freedom, their nature craves bread, chains, and a master who shall never die.
During the battle at The Department of Mysteries, an accident casts Harry, Hermione and Ron in 1942. Faced with Tom Riddle - young, but brilliant, charming and terrifyingly persuasive - their war begins decades too early.
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09 Oct 2025