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    We've been trying to reach you about your soul's extended waranty by

    Fandoms: DCU, Danny Phantom  

    25 Feb 2023

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    "John Constantine… We've been trying to reach you about your soul's extended warranty."

    "…'cuse me?"

    "Well, since you've been treating your soul like a second-hand car and like you were working at a scrap shop, I figured I'd just do that too."

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    20 Jul 2025

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    I Just Wanna Talk by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    06 Oct 2023

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    John Constantine beat the system of life and death until it fully refused to touch him anymore, and when it did, it never went well. It was a fact that the League had come to terms with, or those that knew, anyways. None of Constantine’s past could explain the kid in fuzzy pajamas that was curled up on a chair in the Justice League’s control room asking for the elusive brit.

    Danny had barely made it to high school graduation only to be thrust into dealing with the millennia of bullshit waiting ever so patiently for the King of the Infinite Realms to look at. The fact that there was a weird amount of paperwork filed regarding some dude named John Constantine that looked like the weirdest form of tax fraud he’d ever seen was puzzling, and his parents committed that regularly. He has no idea what the hell he’s looking at.

    Alternately: Danny is the inter-dimensional personification of the IRS for Death and the Unliving, and he just has a couple questions.

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    19 Jul 2025

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    The Boy King and the Dark Knights by

    Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics)  

    14 Jun 2025

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    Daniel Fenton may be dead, but he wasn’t suicidal. Unfortunately, avoiding Batman and his vigilantes get a lot harder when he’s stuck in a seven year olds body in Gotham.

    Clockwork so owes him for this.

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    In which Danny Fenton fixes a broken family, grows a bit as a person, and makes another technically-dead friend. Not exactly in that order.

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    19 Jul 2025

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    The responsible adults by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    19 Jul 2025

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    Helena Potter has had enough of adults who continue to place their responsibilities on her. Where has it ever happened that a school headmaster, the Minister of Magic, and the Aurors would leave all the responsibilities of national security to a fifteen-year-old student?

    Then Helena comes up with an idea: if the British government couldn't help her, she could always turn to an agency higher than the British Ministry of Magic.

    After all, what's the ICW for if not to help people in situations like this?

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    18 Jul 2025

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    Don't Stop (Make it Pop) by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    08 Jul 2025

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    Peter couldn’t stop coughing up dust.

    Which, honestly, was not the best thing to happen to you when you wake up in an alleyway.

    It wasn’t even, like, normal dust like that time he got buried alive under a building and he threw up dusty vomit. It was straight up gray dust that he’s like 87% sure used to be his internal organs. The whole snap and dust that Thanos had done seemed to have some real weird side effects.

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    Peter Parker in Gotham but the little shit is more focused on how he might now be immortal and how New Jersey sucks ass to remember other important details like survival skills, a living parent, or that he's half his usual height

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    18 Jul 2025