Writer_Hardly_Know_Her
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Newly out of the closet Stede Bonnet is looking for love after a 20-year arranged marriage, but Ed Teach is a lone wolf who doesn't "do" romance.
So Ed and Stede are just friends! Really good friends! Best friends, even! And they're definitely not going to date. Well, not each other anyway - Stede’s actually going on lots of dates! How else is he going to find a boyfriend by Lucius’s impending wedding?
And Ed? He’s totally cool and supportive and not at all jealous.
Will Ed’s past heartbreak keep him from a Happy Ever After? Will Stede admit that no one compares to Ed? Will they find a sleeveless tux for Pete before it’s too late?
Find out in “Let It Once Be Me” - a romantic comedy by Writer Hardly Know Her.
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In Every Generation by dimsimkitty, Writer_Hardly_Know_Her
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
26 Sep 2025
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Supposedly, in every generation there is a chosen one. One girl who alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness.
But sometimes… things don’t go as planned.
A OFMD/Buffy The Vampire Slayer AU Featuring:
- Rogue Demon Hunter/Trying his best to be an adequate parent Stede Bonnet
- Slayer/Definitely just a normal girl (seriously, don’t tell her dad about the slayer thing, she’s going through enough as it is) Alma Bonnet
- Watcher/Regular ol’ tweed-wearing guidance counselor Ed Teach
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Weak. Grim. Flaccid. Life in the little fishing boat was killing Plant. Unable to get the nutrients he needed - fresh water, rich dirt, and more.
Luckily, the Revenge has everything a Plant (well, a Plant that feeds off of sexual energy) could ever want. But what he really needs to grow big and strong - lush - is a sporegasm. Desperately.
Unfortunately, he's being horribly edged by two oblivious pirate captains.
Or - something is blossoming between Ed and Stede (they say they're buds but they seem awfully frond of each other!). Can a sentient sex plant with definitely innocent intentions help it erupt in full bloom?
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Are you down and out because your co-captain-slash-situationship told you he’d meet you on a dock, but then completely ghosted you?
Are you feeling empty, emotionally drained, but also kinda horny about it?
Then boy howdy, does Lucius Spriggs have the perfect solution for you!
Written for "Tortured Pirates Department" Day 9: "Guilty As Sin" - Taylor Swift's moodiest bop about sad wanking.
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A fic about how it's never too late to start over, even if you're newly out and recently divorced in your 40s. Featuring:
- Goat yoga!
- Cheese puns!
- Down bad immediately Ed and Stede!
- A few nods to Taylor Swift, and ever so lightly inspired by "So Long London", but you do not need any Taylor Swift knowledge at all, and tbh, you might not notice the references