ZeFucBoi
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Set some time after the events of Metro: Exodus, the "Your Destination" ending.
I got the idea for this fic whilst replaying my favorite survival/horror series. I've always wished that Metro: Exodus had borrowed some *ahem* themes*ahem* from The Witcher 3. Namely, the more, uhh, intimate, parts of Artyom and Anna's relationship. Okay, okay, I want to see a triple-A game studio animate some porn for me, happy? I welcome comments, but, this is my first fic, so, be gentle, okay?Bookmarked by ZeFucBoi
16 Nov 2025
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With Great Power Comes Great Annoyance by N0t_Sketchy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel
26 Apr 2025
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Eight years of Spider-Manning took its toll. Now, Peter Parker is content with his quiet bartending gig in Gotham where he just wants to wipe down bar tops in peace. If only Batman's sidekicks would stop treating his workplace like their personal clubhouse.
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Ft. Menace to society (and spiderman) Robins and an older, in desperate need of a 10-year-long nap, Peter Parker.
(A Peter Parker who does NOT think he’s older brother/ mentor material, and batkids who disagree.)
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- Part 3 of Crossovers݁ᛪ༙
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16 Nov 2025
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Robert Robertson finds himself in a bit of a unexpected pickle; he's somehow managed to acquire the romantic affections of both SDN's Blonde Blazer, a stunning and selfless heroine for the ages, and also the Phoenix Programs' Invisgal, god's strongest walking HR violation. Torn between the traditional hero with a heart of gold and the rough around the edges tomboy working to improve herself, asking out either option seems like a recipe for disaster...
Of course, he's not the only one with a say in the matter, right?
Or: Invisigal and Blonde Blazer team up to seduce SDN's newest dispatcher.
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15 Nov 2025
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The Dragon of Moria by pristineungift
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
12 May 2016
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After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter helped with the rebuilding and then went back to school, sitting his NEWTS and graduating with the rest of what The Daily Prophet called ‘The Disrupted Class.’ Following that, everyone expected him to become an auror. Harry himself expected it, right up until the moment came to apply to the academy.
He takes up a hobby instead, and it leads him to a whole new world.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter AUs & Crossovers
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14 Nov 2025
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A bar fight? Easy. Rehabilitating ex-villains? A Tuesday. But a cold, a concussion and a nap on a sidewalk? With bruised ribs and absolutely zero will to live? That might just be what finally kills Robert.
TL;DR: Z-Team takes care of sick Robert (they're pretty shit at this)
Sickfic and first fanfic here :D (update: thank u so much for liking this story - I'm literally so blessed)
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14 Nov 2025