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    Harry doesn’t mind that so many Slytherins from his year have returned to finish their NEWTs, really he doesn’t. It’s just – do they have to be so friendly? He’s not prejudiced, really he’s not. It’s just – they’ve got to be up to something, right? Unnerved by the attention he’s attracting from everyone – the Slytherins are the least of it, to be fair – and struggling with a raft of changes to Hogwarts itself, Harry wishes he could be happy that one constant remains: Draco Malfoy really fucking hates him.

    When he’s hit by an illegal love-spell though, Harry finds he has more to worry about than whether or not Blaise Zabini actually wants to be his friend. For if everyone affected has been blessed – or cursed, by the look on Malfoy’s face – with a magical tattoo revealing the name of their soulmate, what does it mean that Harry’s skin remains completely bare?

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    24 Jun 2025

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    "Keith—" He feels his heart lurch as Keith squats down next to him. One hand on his wolf's head, scratching behind his ear. His eyes, however, remain fixed on Lance, and he had really hoped that the whole dry-mouth-lump-in-the-throat-heart-skipping-a-beat thing would've stopped happening when he turned, but here he is. Vampiric and still the flustered mess he was when he was human. "Buddy, I can't breathe—"

    "You don't have to breathe," He says, that ghost of a smile still fixed and the whisper of amusement in his voice.

    It sends chills down his spine.

    Lance huffs as much as he can when there's a large wolf crushing his chest. "That doesn't mean it's not uncomfortable."

    "You'll survive." He pats his wolf one last time before pushing to his feet. "Better luck next time, Lance."

    "I'll get you one day, Keithy boy." He calls out as Keith walks away, disappearing from his vision and continuing down the path. "Just you wait."

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    Keith is a reclusive witch living alone on a mountain, and Lance is a young vampire determined to court him.

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    04 Feb 2025

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    "Why?"

    "Why leave home and drive across the country? Well, Keith, is your life going the way you thought it would?"

    After six years of silence, Lance packing up and leaving his relatively quiet life behind sparks panic in his family. Enough panic for them to contact Keith to... track him down? Keith isn't too sure, only that getting roped into this miserable road trip wasn't part of his plan.

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    02 Feb 2025

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    Lance is a flashy, corny, celebrity talk-show host with a hidden agenda.

    Keith is an adrenaline junkie who steals cars for a living and dreams about dying young.

    Their paths cross and it turns into a beautiful, stupidly angsty mess.

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    26 Jan 2025

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    Keith is excited to finally have a permanent bodyguard contract offered to him. The pay of course is a big improvement, but he's also excited to extend himself and his skills. He'll be in charge of home security, have to attend ritzy events, get to fly to exotic locations...

    Wait the client is Lance McClain?

    Oh man... Keith hates that guy.

    or how Keith and Lance learn that they're not so different and gradually find solace in each other's company, away from the walls they have built up to protect themselves in the aggressive Hollywood landscape.

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    19 Jan 2025