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Kenma pulled at one of the strings of his hoodie, a deep-set scowl plastered on his face. “Being put into a room and forced to make friends. I feel like such a freak.”
“Hey- at least we’re all freaks, here,” Kuroo winked.Six boys. The ugly, freckled weirdo; the skinny loser with the blonde hair. The creep with the open wounds; the boy with the dead father. The weirdo who can’t breathe; the twin, always damned to be half of a whole.
Lonely, friendless; sick and monstrous to the bones. Maybe a few friendships might blossom. Maybe those friendships will twist and churn into something more meaningful.
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I crash landed on a backwater planet, alone. I almost wish I had stayed that way.
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You were warned to stay away from him.
They said you would never survive him.So why does the feeling of being at risk with him feel like comfort?
And why does he look at you like you’re his next big gamble? -
Please let this be a normal work week (In Gotham? No way!) by Library_of_Gage
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
12 Dec 2025
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Local librarian is just trying to get through her work week. A combination of Wayne kids (someone really needs to tell that youngest one to chill), bats, and Gotham villains makes that harder than it has any right being.
Author Note: This is a self-indulgent fic I wrote because I wanted to explore what a library in Gotham might look like. It's very slice of life and chill; read it to relax and maybe laugh.
Also, fuck AI. No AI was used in the making of this fic. I don't agree to this fic being fed to AI. AI can pry my em-dashes from my cold, dead hands.
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Act III (What Darkness Reveals) by here_be_dragons_and_cats
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Dec 2025
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They say that arriving at the Gate means you're Halfway to Everywhere. Whether that's a good omen or not matters little, for the City of Blood can be your triumph or your ruin. Some deem it a nest of schemes and schemers, whereas others refuse to call it anything else other than home. But all agree that the melting pot of Faerûn is a place of opportunity, intrigue, and ambition. What would you be willing to exchange for these?
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"Our master hunter returns," Astarion quipped with a flourish of sweeping hands.
She snorted and said, "I think a few of us hold that title lately."
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He pulled away and said, "As good a dinner as any, I suppose."
Nyx arched an eyebrow at his spreading grin, and he brushed the back of his fingers along her neckline. Her blush heated her face while he purred, "Though, I wouldn't turn down an even more decadent dessert."
She scoffed and jabbed him in the chest. "Chancer."
He pouted, "You can't blame a vampire for trying, my sweet." ... He sighed theatrically in defeat. "I'll have to make do with my own deer then."
Nyx sobered immediately and said, "Please be careful; there is something stalking the woods."
"Such as?"Series
- Part 3 of The Chaos Bringer
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Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me? (you should be) by Snoweylily
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Dec 2025
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“No post on Sundays” Uncle Vernon announced happily, “No damn letters today-”
Something came whizzing down the kitchen chimney as he spoke and caught him sharply on the back of the head. The next moment, thirty or forty letters came pelting out of the fireplace like bullets.
“That does it!” he snapped, his beady little eyes focused solely on Harry, “It’s you that they want. And they won’t stop coming after us until you’re… gone”.
Harry didn't like the sound of that.
“But Vernon, we can’t! You heard what that- that despicable old man told us!”
“Don’t worry, pet” Vernon said, his nasty grin triumphant, “I’ll leave him someplace so far away that those freaks will never trace him back to us. There’s an institute up north, for these- these hopeless cases and whatnot - St Brutus's Secure Centre for Boys. I’ll leave him there, and then we can get back to our nice, normal life”.Or, the one where Harry doesn't attend Hogwarts in first year but finds his way to the wizarding world anyway, and this changes everything.
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Pokemon: Broken Memories by UndeadBattery
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime 1997-2023)
12 Dec 2025
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Originally on Wattpad, I figured to publish it here.
This takes place during the first season of Pokémon; Pokémon Indigo League.Ever forget something important and do everything you can to remember what that thing is?
Well, so has Sallec. But in his case, he seems to have forgotten everything! With the aid of Ash and friends (especially a certain someone), he seeks out the lost memories of his past whilst making new ones.
Starting off as a comic relief character, Sallec's character becomes a full blown side story, with his very own chapters dedicated to telling his story rather than Ash's journey.
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Han is worried about Luke...
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Sleepy Hollow: The Non-believer's Truth by DenielleFervelle for DreamingSchizophrenicHat
Fandoms: Sleepy Hollow (TV)
12 Dec 2025
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After the death of Katrina and Jeremy, Crane and Abigail need to resurface out of their traumas to face the following years of their tribulation. And to help them do so, what better than a new case? Five bodies are found in the forest near the lake, leading the Witnesses to find one of the three cups of Radiance. As the latter is quickly stolen from them, they have no choice but to follow a lead from an old ‘friend’ of Ichabod, the Red Hermes. Pirate, smuggler, thief and legend slightly too vivid.
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Regulus has always known about Sirius' friends.
Always knew about their existence since Sirius met them. He was always aware of everything. Maybe too aware for some people's opinions.
He knew and remembered almost everything, no matter how hard he tried not to, and it was a curse to him. To Alphard it was a blessing because, as much as Regulus loved him, he was very, very forgetful and oblivious. Andromeda used to say that Alphard and Regulus were exact opposites and that's why Regulus found the most comfort in Alphard. Why he always ran to him when he couldn't figure something out and needed an adult to help.
He always saw Alphard as more of a parent than his own. It was reasonable, very reasonable, that he did. Walburga and Orion were never caring or kind to him and Sirius. They mattered as much as dirt to them. Sirius hated them as soon as he became aware. Regulus never dared to. He could never hate his parents, as much as he may want to. He never had the heart to. He wasn't as brave as Sirius was, and never would be, really.
“Reggie! Guests are here!" Was what brought Regulus back to reality. He slowly, and very reluctantly, closed the book in his lap and stood up, taking his time to walk inside.
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Almost Wild by PogonaProse
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Pride and Prejudice (TV 1995)
12 Dec 2025
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The new residents of Netherfield Park are horrified when a young woman is viciously attacked less than a mile from their home. Discovered by Mr. Darcy, she is brought to Netherfield Park to recover. When Elizabeth Bennet wakes up in a strange house with jagged wounds marring her skin, all she can remember is wretched, screaming terror. The only thing she knows for sure is that it will happen again - and that nobody is safe. Horror/Mystery fic with lots of drama, finger-pointing, vicious comments and suspicious mobs, growing romance, and a happy ending.
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what if...? team cap escaped during civil war by 413X4NDR4
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
12 Dec 2025
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so...
i didnt particularly like the ending of captain america: civil war... so i wrote my own version of what happens after the fight :)
they are short chapters as im struggling through my gcse's (send help) so i apologise.
please leave feedback and/or questions, i really appreciate it!new chapters each friday!! (or more if im being particularly productive)
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aditi rao does not want anything to do with hawkins. she hates it. she hates the small-mindedness, the ridiculous town dynamics, the uniformity, everything. and she especially hates hawkins high and it's so-called king, steve harrington.
she misses her parents, but they're gone. her old friends left her long before she buried her past so it's not like she can call or write to anyone. her chance at starting over ruined, she sets her sights on getting out after high school. Good grades, good scholarship, and then she's never going to see any of these people again.
but hawkins is on the verge of something big. something that might just convince aditi to stick around a little bit longer.
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Fish in a Barrel by artements for Acxa_Kogane
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), The Penguin (US TV 2024)
12 Dec 2025
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It takes approximately six to fifteen minutes for the average adult human male to die from asphyxiation, the inability to take in enough oxygen. Before death, the victim can experience dizziness, nausea, a stroke, a loss of blood flow to the brain, severing of the carotid arteries, and even paralysis as a result of damage to the spinal cord, depending on the method of asphyxiation. In some circumstances, these symptoms are the real killers.
For example, two to three minutes of strangulation by an adult male against a late adolescent male is unlikely to stop the victim's heart on its own. But the pressure exerted against the victim's spine, arteries, and airway can leave the victim breathing and paralyzed for up to several hours before blood loss and exposure kill him. Couple that with leaving the victim on the bank of the harbor at low tide, and death by drowning is almost guaranteed.
Almost.
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Bodies are piling up across the city, and a clever killer is always one step ahead.
Psychiatrist Jung Wooyoung is brilliant, chaotic, and a force of nature.
Detective Choi San is easily exasperated, obsessively driven, and just sarcastic enough to keep up with Wooyoung’s nonsense.
And between late-night interrogations, endless bickering, and stolen touches, neither of them is safe — from the killer… or from each other.
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i’m horrible at titles and perhaps writing but i am still trying because i want to
Remus Lupin is sent to California to stay with his father—a child of divorce, he knows virtually nothing about his father, isn’t that great?—and meets Regulus Black on the beach, dragged into his friend group. Ta-da!!!
also apologies I AM A YAPPER
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These Are My Games by LeppLady
Fandoms: Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, The Hunger Games (Movies), Sunrise On The Reaping - Suzanne Collins
12 Dec 2025
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I wasn’t supposed to survive. Not the Games, not District 12, not the Capitol’s gaze. But I did. I clawed my way out of the arena with blood on my hands and too many ghosts in my head. I came home changed—harder, quieter, angrier. They called me a victor like it meant something golden, but all it really meant was I got to keep breathing while better people didn’t.
And then there was Haymitch. Sharp-tongued, half-drunk, and somehow the only person who ever really saw me. We didn’t fall in love the way normal people do. We fought it. We bled for it. But in the silence between disasters, we found something real. Something worth staying alive for. The Capitol can take everything else—it already has. But it doesn’t get this. It doesn’t get him. It doesn’t get me. I’ve survived the worst of them, and I’ll survive what’s next. Because I’ve learned one thing: love is not weakness. It’s warpaint. And I wear it proudly.
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Severus Snape wants to get rid of Hermione Granger — with ten nasty acts of sabotage in ten days. Yet she plays along, counters him with irresistible charm, and throws him completely off balance. A deliciously sarcastic game full of temptation, resistance, and crackling tension.
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The Avatar’s Submission by korra_deserves_better
Fandoms: Avatar: Legend of Korra, Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005)
11 Dec 2025
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He needed to dominate her. To hold her down and fuck her. She needed to be put in her place, on her knees following orders and being used for a man’s pleasure. Amon was happy to fill that role for the young Avatar.
Republic City is on the verge of a revolution. Benders and non-benders relationships are getting worse. In the middle of all that, the leader of the Anti-bending Revolution and the Avatar started seeing each other every night. Not to negotiate but for Amon to remind the Avatar her true purpose, while she is naked and begging for his cock.
How will an agreement of that nature affect Korra’s mentality? Is she truly ready to sell her body for the safety of her people?
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À Contre-Cœur by meisjerauw
Fandoms: Joost Klein (Musician), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
11 Dec 2025
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À Contre-Cœur - a feeling that arrives uninvited, settling in the spaces you swore were closed.
It begins with tension, with glances that linger a second too long, with words that cut just as often as they hide something softer.
Two lives moving in opposite directions, colliding in ways neither expected, pulled into a slow dance of resistance and surrender.It's the story of what happens when the heart moves first, when pride tries to keep pace and fails, when something fragile grows where only friction lived before.
Not chosen. Not planned. Just inevitable - à contre-cœur.