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    The firelight flickered, casting shadows over Dougal’s calculating stare, and something inside her snapped. “You kidnapped me! You dragged me along with no choice in the matter – if anyone here has explaining to do, it’s you!” Her heart pounded in the sudden stillness.

    Dougal arched a brow, his gaze darkening. “Oh, kidnapped?” he scoffed. “I saved ye. Without me, ye’d be dead, or worse. Show a little gratitude, lass.”

    “Gratitude?” Leah shot back, her voice rising. “You think dragging me off to god-knows-where and treating me like a criminal is saving me? Let’s call it what it is – abduction.”

     

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    An extremely slow-burn, self-indulgent, (eventual) romance between a 21st-century historian and an 18th-century war chieftain.

    There’s going to be some dubious consent, but no outright non-con. There will be some sexual harassment and sexual threat (not from Dougal). There will be one scene of domestic violence and a whole lot of fallout from it. There will be 18th-century assumptions around gender and power. Some things will be handled very accurately, some things will fall under dramatic license, and some things I just don’t want to deal with at all, so I’m ignoring them.

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    Spin-off k povídce Hippokratova přísaha, který nabízí pohled mimořádně talentované, vysoce inteligentní a osobnostně komplikované medičky Daisy Dursleyové na všechny vaše oblíbené postavy i na sebe samotnou. Psáno formou deníkových zápisů.

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    Congratulations! You’ve been thrown into Marvel.
    No superpowers. No genius intellect. Just a normal guy trying not to get erased by some random cosmic entity. But if survival is a game, then he will play to win by any means necessary.
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    Posting simultaneously on FF, SH, WN, RR, and AO3 under the same username.

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    1st Part of the series: "Guide To Assassinating Your Homeroom Teacher by Class 1-K"

    "This is All For One. Civilian name: Hisashi Shigaraki. He will be your homeroom teacher. You have to kill him by the end of the year."

    After All Might's death, the Hero Public Safety Commission makes a deal with his assassin, dragging in a bunch of misfits to do their dirty work along the way. Who would have thought UA's class 1-K would be good for anything after all?

    I'm gonna divide this work. So I renamed this part.

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    Newt was dead.
    He was dead—and now he's suddenly sitting on a hospital gurney, pale, confused, alive.

    Thomas doesn’t know if this is some cruel WICKED simulation or a miracle. But when a scientist shows up claiming they’re genetically compatible and part of a new Omegaverse experiment, one thing becomes clear:
    This isn’t rescue. This is Phase Two.

    Or: Thomas just wants to get out. Newt just wants to keep his toothbrush. And WICKED keeps showing them bonding education videos.

    English is not my native language

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    Sun Wukong, a champion for Heaven who's more interested in causing chaos than following orders, and Macaque, a brooding demon with trust issues that last an eternity, join together on a long journey. Between Wukong's cocky attitude and Macaque's sarcasm, sparks fly as they struggle to trust each other. But with every battle and unexpected turn, they find their bond deepening. Along the way, they'll face betrayal, demons, and their own fears - while trying to survive each other's company. If they can keep their heads straight and their hearts in check, maybe they'll save the world.

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    Raven just wants to take care of her family, but on her last Reaping, her name is called. This is the story of her games and the love she finds. This story will start with her Games and continue through the Hunger Games Trilogy.
    HaymitchXOC :D

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    It's been years since the battle of the boroughs. But time doesn't heal all wounds. It, in fact, could make things a whole lot worse. Secrets, lies, and the threat of something bigger could very well be what causes their lives to unravel and rip at the seams.

    Part 2 of Missing In Action
    Book 2 in The Ghosts We Carried series

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    Draco Malfoy is back at Hogwarts for his second year. If he recalled it right, the Chamber of Secrets would open. How and why? He doesn't know. All he knows they were doing Slytherins (and him) a favor of ridding and scaring the muggle-borns in the castle.

    What he thought would be a peaceful academic journey in Hogwarts is shattered when the Chamber of Secrets is finally opened and has claimed its first kill, Bella Trough, a 7th year muggle-born from Griffindor. Her death deviates from the original timeline.

    Distraught, he and his maman start their adventure in trying to close the chamber of secrets permanently. Along their journey, they enlist the help of Draco's friends, a reluctant Snape, a pestering trio of Griffindor lions, his 1st year cousin(?), and a mysterious diary that seems to possess the girl Weasely.

    All of this while Draco juggles his academics, mental health (he's getting better), thrown accusations from Potter, and the looming thought of: Good Merlin, it's Voldemort again.

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    For some unknown reason, Peter Parker cannot stop finding new, inventive ways to humiliate himself in front of you.

    And for some reason, you keep helping him up anyway.

    Or, the 5 times you save Peter— and the 1 time he saves you.

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    Draco muốn tự tử, nhưng hắn cố không làm quá về chuyện đó. Harry muốn ngủ với Draco, nhưng anh không muốn bày tỏ quá lộ liễu. Hiểu lầm! Day dứt! Đau buồn! Ghét bản thân mình nhưng theo một cách quyến rũ chăng?

    Cùng với sự có mặt của: Gia tinh Misty sẽ không để ai bắt nạt mình, một Astoria có những ý định bí ẩn, một Draco quyết định dùng sự hài hước cho qua mọi chuyện và một Harry không biết mình muốn gì, ngoại trừ việc muốn chạm vào khuôn mặt xinh xắn của Draco.

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    Harry Potter never lived in a cupboard under the stairs for long. Instead, Uncle Vernon did what any responsible adult would do--he dumped the boy in the woods and drove off. Luckily (or unluckily), Harry was found by a sarcastic, sassy, trigger-happy mercenary who decided to raise him as his own.

    Now armed with deadly skills, a sharp sense of humor and zero tolerance for nonsense, Harry's latest job is to protect someone. The catch? It means returning to the wizarding world. And Hogwarts? Yeah....they're definitely not ready for this version of the Boy-Who-Lived.

    Warning: NSFW content ahead.

    Hope you love it, enjoy!

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    Nas terras de Beacon Hills, um território cobiçado dentro do reino de Caeloria, magia é sinônimo de poder - e ausência dela, um convite ao desprezo. Stiles Stilinski, herdeiro de uma antiga casa nobre, carrega o peso de ser um "inerte", alguém nascido sem Arkanis, a força mágica que governa o reino. Ignorado por sua própria família e subestimado por seus inimigos, Stiles está determinado a proteger as terras e o legado dos Stilinski, mesmo sem a magia que todos consideram indispensável.
    Com seu avô, o excêntrico e poderoso Kazimierz Stilinski, assumindo o papel de líder em meio a reuniões tensas e traiçoeiras, e seu pai, o duque, desaparecido sob circunstâncias misteriosas, Stiles se encontra isolado e vulnerável. Mas a reclusa Casa Hale, uma linhagem cercada de lendas e temida por sua força quase selvagem, emerge como uma possível aliada. Unidos por um propósito incerto, lobos e raposas devem trabalhar juntos para enfrentar as ameaças que se escondem tanto nas sombras das florestas quanto nos salões dos nobres.

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    Ten years after the Second Wizarding War, Harry is an Auror who can’t seem to keep a partner. Draco, meanwhile, has stayed out of the spotlight, lying low with more than a few secrets up his sleeve. Now the two young men are paired together on an oddly assignment. Who will end up supporting whom—and what new mysteries and secrets will Harry discover ?

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    Well, hello folks! I'm nobody special, just mental health issues, boredom etc. y'know what I mean. And because of these issues, i would like to go crazy! What I mean is, I'm gonna write some silly things for entertainment us, both of you and me. And yes, they must be bsd fics! Also please ignore my bad writing, unfortunately, English isn't my first language. Also the tags are a bit messy because I'm planning to make some stories that aren't related to each other. That's all! You can call me dokja if you want bc y'know I'm a big orv fan actually. PLEASE READ OMNISCIENT READER'S VIEWPOINT!

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    10ans après la fin de la deuxième guerre des sorciers. Harry est un auror qui peine à garder un coéquipier. Draco quand à lui, est resté en retrait, caché, gardant quelques secrets dans le coin de sa manche.
    Les deux jeunes hommes vont alors se retrouver en binôme exceptionnel. Qui épaulera l'autre ? Quels nouveaux mystères Harry découvrira ?
    Drarry

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    [You don't need to know Baldur's Gate 3 to enjoy this. It might read even better if you don't. But: It contains spoilers the way tea contains liquid.]
    This story began with a question: What if this (BG3 plot) happened to someone with a normal life, a job to go to, and no outstanding skills? The main character, a female 28-year-old human, seems to be the only one infected with an alien larva set to overwrite her mind and body within days. Driving her desperate quest to find a cure amidst battling memory loss and brain damage - and doing it alone, except for one friend - she starts to subtly change and adapt. Instead of game's original companions, she's accompanied by characters inspired by individuals and organizations from my real life. If you recognize yourself here: take it as a compliment. I wrote this story because while playing I went through a storm of emotions and needed to put that into words. (Yes, it gets a bit emotional at times). Game's side characters also make appearances, particularly those whom I found morally complex, unexpectedly likeable, or essential to story. Some are examined in depth, because their actions gave me no peace for months.
    - new chapters are published approx. every sunday -

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    “Tch. Hi zuku. You on the way to the entrance exam?”
    “Mhm! We are going to be the best heroes ever!!”
    The boy said energetically, waving his arms around in an excited motion
    “Yeah yeah, but you’re going to be number 2! And don’t walk infront off me!”

    -

    Or: an AU where izuku has a fire quirk, and him and Katsuki are ‘friends.’

    (Inspired by roemam on tik tok)

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    Harley Keener never expected that accepting Tony Stark’s internship would drop him in the middle of New York’s superhero chaos—or that he’d end up clashing (and connecting) with fellow intern Peter Parker. As Harley’s sarcasm chips away at Peter’s awkward exterior, an unexpected friendship forms. But with secrets, superhero duties, and Tony’s eccentric mentoring, the line between friendship and something more begins to blur.

    In a world where great power comes with even greater sarcasm, can Harley and Peter find the courage to face their feelings, or will the weight of their double lives keep them apart?

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    “We saw you from across the bar and—”
    River cuts him off with a single word: No.
    Isaac would’ve defended their honor. Turns out, he didn’t have to.
    ✨ Soft tension, flirty banter, protective vibes

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    English
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    1/1
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