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    " ... tell me why Blue is making the moves on Keith.”

    Pidge stared at him, a touch incredulous. “You really haven’t figured it out?”

     “Pidge. I am very intelligent, but I am not a genius,” Lance said patiently. “Spell it out for me.”

     “Well, you just sort of answered your own question,” Pidge said, snorting. “Your Lion is making the moves on Keith — and by ‘moves’ I mean responding to your abject terror whenever Keith is in danger.”

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    05 Aug 2025

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    “I don’t know, it kinda makes sense?” Hunk suggested carefully, picking Lance’s legs up just enough to sit down beneath them and then allowing them to fall onto his lap. Hunk rubbed soothingly at Lance’s calves, the blue paladin having gone back to hiding his face in the cushions. “The witch wanted to teach Lance a lesson in truthfulness and if there’s anyone that Lance lies to the most, it’s Keith. I mean, he acts like he hates the guy when in reality he-”

    “Doesn’t.” Lance grit out, word slightly distorted and muffled from where his face currently was. He lifted his head, looking back at Hunk with a glare. “We don’t need to go into detail about it, Hunk.”

     

    (AKA that one fic where Lance is cursed to be honest to and about the person he lies to more than anyone else. Hijinks ensue.)

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    05 Aug 2025

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    Keith can't have nice things. That's it. That's the story.

    (Or, in which Keith slowly learns that sometimes the best family is the one you make, Pidge has strong feelings about peanuts, Lance has a secret but would've spoken up sooner if he'd known it would break Keith's brain, Hunk is the actual best, and Shiro is just relieved he didn't have to give anyone the Talk.)

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    05 Aug 2025

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    “You give off the obnoxious popular vibe. The mullet, and the rap sheet, and—the fingerless gloves,” Lance replies, and barrels on before Keith can take it the wrong way. “I’m so handsome, my name’s Keith and I’m a pilot.”

    “That sounds more like a compliment than an insult,” Keith says slowly, a disdainful quirk to his eyebrows that only spurs Lance on. He tilts his head a bit, his bangs shadowing his face, like he’s assessing a particularly impossible physics problem. “And I don’t like that voice you’re using.”

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    05 Aug 2025

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    Lance watched, dread gripping him as a meteorite fell into the desert, taking the Kerberos shuttle down with it.

    Months later, he drives into the desert to search for the site of impact. He has everything he needs—Pidge’s drone, Rover, Red's map, and a jeep in his favourite colour.

    In the desert, the clouds are violet and everything beneath it dyed in its shade. There's no way out of here, and Keith yearns to see the blue sky again.

    (Otherwise known as the time Lance found a cryptid with cute furry ears in a hazy purple desert.)

    Written for the Klance Big Bang!

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    07 Jul 2025