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i assumed there was only room for my dreams in my dreams (so i'd sleep) by be__crime
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Mar 2025
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It wasn't as though Xichen hadn't know what she was getting into; political marriages weren't rare, and someone had to make sure that her Wangji got the chance to marry for love. Even if it meant sacrificing her own, as elder sisters are expected to do.
She wishes they weren't such a poor match, with such clashing personalities.
Meanwhile, Mingjue would love her fiancée that impossibly little more if she actually said what she were thinking behind that pretty, perfectly diplomatic smile.
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sebastian, why does the expendable call you babygirl? by be__crime
Fandoms: Pressure (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
02 Nov 2024
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After getting arrested for petty theft, you never thought you'd ever get the chance at a new life. No money, no support, and not to mention your record was ruined.
Urbanshade's offer had seemed like a blessing sent from the heavens-- but you didn't know that you'd be closer to hell more than anything else. Now, deep in the Hadal zone with no communication and a bomb strapped around your neck, you're determined to keep your spirits relatively okay to keep your sanity levels from dropping.
Though, that doesn't mean you can't do your best to drive a certain someone else insane!
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- Part 1 of lol pressure like pressure the game
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You'd fallen down from the high of childhood dreams into a hell of your own making.
You took full responsibility, sure, but it was hard not to harbor hatred when your single slip up had gotten you shipped to maximum security, and then into the deepest trench in the North Sea.
Abandoned by everyone who you'd come down to the Blacksite with, you were convinced that the voice talking to you from the PA system was either a hallucination or a gift from a god that didn't exist.
Sure, it was rude and snappy and bipolar as fuck, but hey! Who wasn't? At least it shared your love of art!
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- Part 2 of lol pressure like pressure the game
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wei ying vs the lesbian agenda by be__crime for total_sapphic_disaster
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Aug 2024
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But like, speaking of that, Lan Zhan probably thought she was a lesbian.
Shit.
Well, technically, Wei Ying wasn't *gay* for her, she was just. Interested in her. In a non-gay way.
Right?
Right. But this was leading Lan Zhan on anyways, because she definitely thought she was gay and interested. And she'd be disappointed when she found out the truth. The smile she'd given Wei Ying when they'd met, the look of excitement when she'd asked Wei Ying out, Wei Ying couldn't just destroy that!
Wei Ying is very confident in her sexuality.
.. Or at least, she was, until her friends dragged her to a pride parade and the day after, the most beautiful woman she'd ever seen asks her out on a date!!?
Too embarrassed (and.. hesitant?) to tell her new, gorgeous date that she's 'straight' (she's not), Wei Ying decides to go with the flow. This includes many 'am i gay' quizzes, 'become lesbian' subliminals, and, eventually, some good ol' 'fake it til you make it' action.
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meet me in the waffle house parking lot by be__crime
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 May 2024
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song lan: wait where are you going with the knife
song lan: and if the response is "to stab" you aren't allowed to fucking stab me asshole
xue yang: duh im bringing the knife to stab u, what the fuck else are knives used for?? darts?
xue yang: swear you ask the dumbest fucking questions
pov: your bf and the waffle house chef who also happens to be one of your best friends keep beating the shit out of each other any time they're in each others general vicinity. xingchen just wants to drink green tea, go to book club, and watch his bf finally kiss his best friend so they can all live the domestic dream. is that so hard
Recent series
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lol pressure like pressure the game by be__crime
Fandom: Pressure (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
02 Nov 2024
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(series named by jet)
collection of my pressure fics that may or may not be in alternate universes of the same space-time continuum
babygirlverse (SWDTECYBG) -- sebastian/reader
(pain)ter 👍-- painter/reader (also named by jet)
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After the death of Meng Yao--of Jin Guangyao, the man he did not know--Lan Xichen secludes himself to grieve. His brother allows this for a time, and then reminds him that grief does not have to be shouldered alone.
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25 Aug 2025
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“He’s hiding in my oven because of the economy?”
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Zhongli experiences some unintended side effects after he gives up his gnosis, and he ends up hiding in Childe's oven out of embarrassment. Also, to protect the value of the mora.
Despite his better judgment, Childe decides to make this his problem.
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09 Jul 2025
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There was blood dripping onto the floor. Leon watched with a detached sort of fascination as the puddle grew beneath his boots.
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Leon's lost his first-aid spray. Too bad for Leon that Tyrant won't let him stop and look for it. Too bad for Tyrant that Chris has a rocket launcher.
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10 Jun 2025
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The Lotus Pier Tangyuan Wars by weixin (Reshiel) for lucymonster
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jul 2020
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In recent days, down at the markets by the Lotus Pier docks, there's word of a hooligan who eats for free and then wrecks the shop.
Hapless shopkeepers line up in droves outside the Jiang estate's front doors, seeking redress for their grievances and sliding in claims for renovation expenses on the way.
"Go and take a look at this," Sect Leader Jiang tells Wei Wuxian.Lighter and softer canon divergence where Lotus Pier is fine, Wei Wuxian is loyal second-in-command to Sect Leader Jiang Cheng, and Xue Yang left Kuizhou to travel the cultivation world, sampling delicacies and leaving a trail of broken stalls in his wake.
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29 May 2025
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You with the dark hair, you with the golden eyes by XxMiserySmilesxX for StellaNocturne
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2025
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Lan Xichen bit his lip. “I’m Lan Xichen.” After a beat- “Lan sect heir.”
The boy’s eyes widened, and he waded forward. “Uh- Nie Mingjue… Nie sect heir.”
The two sect heirs stared at each other in appraisal for a long moment — then bowed awkwardly in sync, faces burning crimson.
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17 May 2025