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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Arthur has to go untouched to his wedding bed. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t desire or that his needs differ from those of his knights. But deep in his mind, he thinks he would make his father proud if just for resisting temptation.

    Merlin has other ideas.

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    25 Apr 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    Gwaine lounged in his chair. “Whose cock did you suck for a night off then?”

    “Nobody’s. That’s sort of the point. The prince’s laundry is horrendous and I keep walking in to him—” he made an unmistakable gesture to demonstrate.

    “You’re sure he’s not timing that on purpose?” Leon asked lightly, as if it was the most reasonable of assumptions.

    “That’s what I said this morning. He didn’t take that well.”

    “Oh dear.”

    “I said you’d give him a hand,” Merlin told Gwaine. “He didn’t like that either. Sorry mate.”

    “Prick,” Gwaine laughed.

    Leon smiled in agreement but, as ever, stepped in as the voice of reason. “You’d be tetchy too, if you wanted to be touched but couldn’t have it.”

     

    Prince Arthur must keep his virtue until his wedding night, though it leaves him frustrated and unsatisfied. Merlin, well-versed in the art of loopholes, offers him help.

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    25 Apr 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 48

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    Sequel to Like Smoke From Fire - Gwaine knows what Merlin truly needs.

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    25 Mar 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Hello, this is Sergeant Jake Peralta of the NYPD Major Crimes Division. I'm calling about Susie Pinkerton's crayons.”

    After applying for a job at the FBI Jake has to confront some hard truths.

    N.B. this is a reworking of my fic Putting the Bi in FBI, but in chronological order (with bonus scene).

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    28 Feb 2025

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    Eddie is suffering in the heat, and Steve's wardrobe choices feel like a cruel and unusual punishment.

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    12 Feb 2025