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My Dead Are Mine (And Yours As Well As Mine) by altschmerzes
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Apr 2023
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The resurrection of the dead of Canaan House, as carried out by newly minted and unwilling Lyctor Harrowhark Nonagesimus.
(The Second learn there are some things you can't - and shouldn't - shut out and soldier your way through. The Fourth gain a handful of new role models, for better or for worse. The Fifth learn that perspective is a sword with two edges, and the clarity of understanding can bring with it a great deal of pain, but also a map through which to chart the way forward. The Sixth find the strength to hold everything together except for themselves. The Eighth tumble into the free-fall that comes after a crisis of faith slashes every string holding the world together and hit the ground hard. And the Ninth?
Well. The Ninth House never did care much for the rules of what is, isn't, or should be 'possible.')
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I'm a Good Pretender by shipNslash
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022)
21 Sep 2023
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All I'm saying is being raised by a coach dad and a stage mom, watching them die, and then being taken in by a Very British butler and an autistic billionaire who dresses up like a bat to terrorize criminals would Do Things to a child's brain. Psychiatrists would pay to study Dick Grayson's psyche under a microscope.
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05 Jul 2025
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“We welcome you,” the cultist is saying, breathlessly. “To the mortal realm, oh father of Chaos-”
Bernard slowly raises his head, meets the cultist’s gaze, and he stutters to a stop. Tim’s breath catches, because Bernard smiles, manic and benevolent and totally devoid of humanity.
The cultist, shaking with excitement or awe, bows his head. Bernard floats down, and reaches to delicately touch the side of the mask, cupping his face.
“Stupid animal,” he says, kindly, “Why would I thank you for this?”
The cultist starts to raise his head, confused.
It’s not Bernard, says Tim’s brain, even though he already knew that, even though he was putting the pieces together the minute the knife flashed down, even though he shoved the knowledge away because it was unbearable to consider, it’s not Bernard, and it’s only that thought that keeps him from fumbling when vines explode from the cultist’s eyeball.
At the ritual altar, Bernard gets possessed by Dionysus. Nobody liked that.
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27 Jun 2025
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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14 May 2025
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In another universe, Bella picked up a pop psychology textbook Renee discarded.
Now, armed with encyclopedic knowledge of human behavior, Bella has arrived in Forks. All she wants is to keep her grades perfect so she can get into UPenn.
There's only one problem: Edward Cullen is in love with her. Worse, he thinks she's in love with him. If Bella makes one wrong move, she's dinner.
It's the highest stakes game of pretend she's ever played, but Bella will be damned before she lets some murderous demon alien mess with her 4.0 GPA.
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15 May 2025