smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandoms
- Lifesteal SMP (29)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (14)
- Empires SMP (10)
- Hermitcraft SMP (9)
- Video Blogging RPF (8)
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I will not let anything take away what's standing in front of me by smoothlikebutter (caimani) for enderphyte
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
05 Jul 2025
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In another world, Flame doesn't throw himself into the void after confessing his love for Zam. In another world, they get a chance to fight together for their happy ending.
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we can go to the tropics by smoothlikebutter (caimani) for oh_snapperss
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Video Blogging RPF
05 Jul 2025
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The prison doesn't help Zam keep a good handle on her sanity. Solitary makes it worse, but at least he has Ash.
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Jumper and Squiddo (and Spoke) wait for a ship to sink so they can drown the sailors aboard.
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- Part 2 of Lifesteal Mermaid/Pirate AU
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Ecorridor carries Pentar back to their base after she's hurt during a trial chamber fight.
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Once a week, Flame's girlfriend Zam comes to visit him. Pretty normal setup, except he's a pirate and his girlfriend is a vicious, man-eating mermaid.
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- Part 1 of Lifesteal Mermaid/Pirate AU
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I need to think of a better name for this
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The Void's Favorite by smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
05 Apr 2024
- Words:
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- 2
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"It’s been a while since Pentar got this angry. Usually E can pull him back from falling into a rage, but tonight there was just no chance of that.
He’s so fucking pissed that he can’t even remember what they said, just that they said some shit about E, about Pentar’s moirail, and what kind of partner would Pentar be if he let them walk away alive after doing something that stupid?"Or, Pentar gets his ass beat in a fight that he should've known better than to take. And that ends up being only the beginning of his problems.
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- Part 14 of 2025 Mcytblr Aufest!
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- English
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06 Jul 2025
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The Conspicuous Absence of Howling by codesandstuffs for smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandoms: SMP Civilization, Lifesteal SMP
22 Jun 2025
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As the sun rises, it becomes clear who exactly they’re missing.
It has been a long night for the pack, most of it spent running from the hunters that had caught wind of their existence and the last few hours before dawn crouching among various outcrops of rock on the mountain. It’s far from their usual territory and further still from their base, but this many hunters was not a number they could fight. Hiding wasn’t the honourable option - it was the one that kept them alive.
They’re still down a few wolves. Minute did a headcount earlier, and there was a heavy furrow clear across his brow when he finished double checking his numbers. Three of them aren’t here.
one night, things go wrong
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Bookmarked by smoothlikebutter (caimani)
22 Jun 2025
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life, the universe, and everything by Mab (Bookwyrm__13) for smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandoms: WHITEPINE - IvoryTV (Web Series)
11 Jun 2025
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Pyroscythe says a final goodbye to Mysticat.
The next day, she's alive and well.- Language:
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by smoothlikebutter (caimani)
22 Jun 2025
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Commit Wolf Murder by Ducksarenice for smoothlikebutter (caimani)
Fandoms: SMP Civilization, Lifesteal SMP
08 Jun 2025
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Bacon is dead now.
Mapicc can’t let that go unpunished.
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by smoothlikebutter (caimani)
21 Jun 2025
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but i’ll go on ahead and wait for you by heretherebelsshipping (thatapolloguy) for caimani
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
22 Jun 2025
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,378
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- Comments:
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- 31
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Bookmarked by smoothlikebutter (caimani)
21 Jun 2025