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Martin is sneaking a cat into the archives.
He hadn’t planned for his day to start like this, but it had looked so sad when he’d found it around the side of the building, and it hadn’t protested when he’d come over (in fact it had been rather friendly) and the next thing he knew he was smuggling a cat into his place of work with vague intentions of pretending he was doing followup on a statement after his lunch break to take it out to a vet to see if it was microchipped.
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The next morning, when Martin walks into the archives, the cat is sprawled over the top of Sasha’s chair.
“How are you here.” He demands. “I took you to the shelter twice.”OR
A cat takes up residence in the archives through sheer persistence and liberal weaponization of adorableness. Inadvisable name choices are made.
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Pandora, you were created to know, taught to grow. Of course you reached for more. Pandora you knew you shouldn’t, but of course you lifted the lid.
Pandora, first to see the evils in their awful glory. Pandora, Archivist.OR
Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood as seen through the lens of Pandora's Box
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i know this feeling, yes, i know this very well by coldmilkchoices
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
16 Jun 2020
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Miles feels like the world has been put on pause.
He’s staring down, but he’s not seeing what’s actually there, images superimposed over his eyeballs like that artwork with the transparent layers he saw the other day he thought was so cool.
Uncle Aaron, laying in the alley, purple armor bleeding darker and darker. Spider-Man, one blue eye staring up and out, chest caved in.
Peter B, sprawled unmoving across the ground. -
take my hand, we'll make it i swear by coldmilkchoices
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 May 2020
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Daisy’s about to make herself known, maybe with a line that makes her sound like a superhero in a bad action movie, when she realizes the standing person is wearing a very familiar sweater vest.
Somewhere in the alley, a tape recorder clicks on.or
Jon goes statement hunting, and Daisy happens to find him before he does something he'll regret.
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Putting children to bed- and keeping them there- is a science and an art form parents (and some older siblings) have perfected over millenia. Some parents have devoted years to this craft and achieved mastery, fearing the whims of no child at bedtime.
Unfortunately, Din Djarin is not a master, and must stumble through the process as all new parents do.
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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13 Jul 2025
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knock, knock, it's housekeeping by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
26 Aug 2023
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“Great, you’re in,” the Jedi says. “Welcome to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Mrs. Lars. Your quarters and uniform will be assigned to you shortly. Padawan Skeft will be here to escort you, please wait on the other side of this door.”
Shmi stands and nearly tumbles over herself.
“That’s it?” She asks, straightening her dress and bag.
The Jedi sniffs.
“That’s it,” they says. “You can—“
“I thought it would be more difficult to persuade you,” Shmi says.
“Ma’am,” the Jedi sighs, “We are an equal opportunity employer. Through the door, please.”(Shmi Skywalker is assaulted by too-real visions of her grandson in pain in the future. She gets a job at the Jedi Temple in order to prevent that from happening and soon after finds herself on a warship.)
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29 Jun 2025
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a reylo fic by treezie
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
19 Dec 2015
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short rey/kylo fic :)
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18 Jun 2025
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“You don’t eat bacon because tiger-brain thinks people are meat,” Wally says, just to make sure he’s on the right track.
“You say that like people aren’t made of meat.”
“It’s- we’re people,” Wally says, his mouth running without consulting his brain. “Isn’t that different?”
The look Gar gives him is half frustration and half pity.
“Wally, the biggest difference between pigs and people is opposable thumbs,” he says.
Wally has a couple brushes with cannibalism over the years. It's probably fine.
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17 Jun 2025
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No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Pine by galwednesday
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
28 Nov 2016
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"Agent Rogers. We have to stop meeting like this." The Winter Soldier crouched in front of where Steve was slumped against the wall, hands and forearms glued to the stone behind him by some kind of sticky polymer. "Comfortable?"
"No," Steve lied. "My blood circulation has been cut off. I've lost all feeling in my hands."
"Oh, so I should probably cut you loose," the Soldier deadpanned.
"It's a medical emergency. You don't want to be responsible for me losing limbs, do you?"
"Tell you what, if you lose your hands, I'll make you some new ones." He held up his metal hand, smallest finger crooked. “Pinkie promise.”
Secret Agent adversaries-to-lovers AU where the Winter Soldier keeps tying Captain America to walls and sticking around to chat. Shut up, Natasha, it’s not flirting, okay? (It’s definitely flirting.)
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04 Jun 2025