corpsebeau
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It’s Been Ten Fucking Years Since I’ve Been Seeing Your Face ‘Round Here by corpsebeau
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)
24 Nov 2025
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Ten years after Noah’s first season of Total Drama he finds himself unhappy with where his lack of motivation has brought him in life. Reconciled with the company he finds himself talking too, he finds small victories.
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So Stick Him In A Dress, And He’s the Only Man I’d Shag by corpsebeau
Fandoms: Dexter (TV)
11 Nov 2025
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Dexter inadvertently brings up too much attention after Deb gives him a gag Halloween costume. Doakes is not a fan of it. Dexter hopes he can use that information moving forward to finally indulge in different hobbies.
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On the flight home from Paris. Dexter has time to think, finding out that he really wished it wasn’t a 10 hour flight from Paris to Miami. Finding out that he really wished he didn’t have that fucking chip in his tooth. Finding out he didn’t want the memories of it to cling to him.
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You Don’t Need To Be A Sports Fan To Have A Game Seven Moment by corpsebeau
Fandoms: Dexter (TV)
07 Oct 2025
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Fantasy hockey draft starts, tensions rise, battles are won, backs are stabbed, all within the break room of Miami Metro.
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I Can’t Escape What I Desire, It Burns Inside Me Like A Fire by corpsebeau
Fandoms: Dexter (TV)
29 Sep 2025
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Dexter and Doakes feel familiar fondnesses bloom. Both of them trying to submerge it, keeping it pressed down, being held by the weight of their own anger. Stuck between letting it grow, and killing it.
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Doakes runs into Dexter at a gay club. Or- how Dexter manipulates Doakes into his bed.
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Bookmarked by corpsebeau
16 Aug 2025
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—It's easy to like someone when they like you already."
"Right. You went for it because she's easy — unlike Britta. To you, she's just like what Slater used to be. It's easy because she makes it that way. But Annie is different from Slater — she's easier. Slater was easy because her standards for you were low. Annie has her standards set so much higher, but in her mind there is a version of you that is so much better. A version of you that meets those standards. A mirage. But unlike Slater or Annie, or any other woman that has ever liked you, Britta sees through your shit." Abed pointed a finger into Jeff's right pec. "To see the shit inside."
Jeff swatted his hand away. "God, how are you a worse therapist than she is?! Can't you say something nice?!"
"No, because you don't need someone to be nice to you. You have problems. Drinking your sorrows away and paying women to whisper sweet things through the speakers of your Blackberry aren't fixing your problems, Jeff."
Jeff Winger never learns. But sometimes he does. Mostly against his will.
Bookmarked by corpsebeau
21 May 2024
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“Jesus, that was the gayest thing I’ve ever read,” Jeff whispers, almost despairingly. “Pull up his picture. I want to tell you if he’s worth dating.”
“I like him,” Abed replies carefully. “He’s— hyperverbal.”
Bookmarked by corpsebeau
26 Feb 2024