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“It’s called This or That, Granger. I’m sure you’ll pick it up quick.”
She glowered at him. “It’s called Would You Rather and it’s a Muggle game, you prat.”
He made a one-arm gesture of acceptance. “Fine, Granger. Would you rather…” He assessed her then smirked. “Have someone use their hands to give you a back massage or an orgasm?”
She got the sense he expected her to blush at the word. She stared at him, frustration mounting that he was being so juvenile and making their project take longer than it needed to.
“Can’t decide?” He quipped when she was still staring at him.
“Back massage,” she snapped. “I can’t do that myself.”
He chuckled. “Can’t do either of them yourself, but perhaps you’re too pure to know that. Pity not in the way that matters.”
Now she looked up. “What?”
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Or where Malfoy thinks women don’t masturbate and Hermione cannot abide ignorance.
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21 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger and the Box of Desire by venus_in_aries
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Sep 2025
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The war is over, and Draco Malfoy has been sentenced to spend the next two years of his life under house arrest at Malfoy Manor wandless and cut off from his magic. Enter Hermione Granger, the Ministry's newest curse breaker, who has been tasked to decommission the Manor of any and all dark objects. She will need to go room by room, taking her time to evaluate and log every item in the Manor, irritating a curmudgeonly Draco with her presence. When she discovers a secret passageway, she and Draco explore its hidden depths and find a magical box which compels them to do something neither would ever expect.
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Hermione and Draco find a magical family heirloom and, upon touching it, must fuck or die.
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04 Oct 2025
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it's a shame, a perfect shame (the way we do it again and again) by twinflamedfool
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
11 Aug 2022
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It had been three years since Ahsoka had last seen Anakin. Some things had changed but some had stayed the same. He had a wife and twins and she had financée and a want for a youngling. Logically, there was only one solution for that.
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04 Oct 2025
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Submissive Negotiations by Et2bruttus
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
18 Jan 2024
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After surviving an assassination attempt from Nute Gunray, Padmé and her best friend Sabé seek an ally against the Trade Federation: Jabba the Hutt. But how much is she willing to sacrifice to gain the allegiance of the hutt?
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12 Sep 2025
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Snips, Skyguy and the Senator by Et2bruttus
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
13 Oct 2024
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In a post-TCW AU where Anakin never fell to the Dark Side, he finds Ahsoka down on Level 1313 and invites his former padawan to stay with him and Padme at their penthouse. But things change when Ahsoka peeps on Anakin and Padme making love one night...
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12 Sep 2025