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“Swear it,” Pete hisses.
“Okay, fine, fine.” Ray says, and he’s definitely angry now. Good, now they can both be angry. “I swear. No, how did you put it? Dumbass heroic stunts. I’ll make every effort to live. But you make the same promise, or you can’t hold me to it.” There are tears in his eyes, and Pete briefly feels like a heel.
“Ray—”
“You don’t want to lose me, fine. I’m not losing you either. We both walk away from this, or neither of us do. Promise me.”
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“Well,” Jon drawls. “ This is a pleasant way to spend New Year's Eve.”
Martin can’t disagree. He’s got a gorgeous man in his lap, a bellyful of whisky, and their pain levels have been manageable for the past few weeks, despite the cold. All in all, he’s spent far worse holiday seasons.
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There is a strange relief, to knowing you’re already dead.
The night before the Unknowing, Tim knocks on Jon's door.
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“Make sure he eats,” Martin says firmly, demolishing a bread roll. “He’ll forget unless you physically put food in front of him.”
“Sure,” Oliver answers mechanically. If shoving the occasional plate of chips at Jon will keep Martin sweet, he’ll happily buy an entire chippy.Jon and Oliver are going on a research trip. Martin has some instructions.
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"Jon always says his name as though it were a complete sentence in itself, one that should require no further explanation, one that Martin might be able to parse if only he were a little smarter, a little sharper, a little less himself. "
Martin gets sick. Jon helps.
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Tea and Glaives by darkpriestess
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Rusty Quill Gaming (Podcast)
23 Dec 2021
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Based on this tweet.
Shitty Spell Idea:
Summon John: This spell summons John. John is a human commoner who has been cursed to be summoned by this spell.You cannot dispel John, and he will usually be very confused when he appears
AKA Jon gets briefly summoned into the RQG universe.
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Maybe I survive, but I lose… something. My identity. My mind. My… memories.
"First things first— if you’ve found yourself wandering around a strange flat wondering how you got here from the fiery hell of the Panopticon, don’t freak out. " -
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“It’s okay,” Jon says. “I know you can’t stay, just...sit with me a while? Please?”
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How to Care for your Humans: A Simple Guide by darkpriestess
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Jul 2021
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“Do you think she’s alright, Jon? She’s barely touched her food.” Martin looks at her worriedly and Cleo returns his gaze from her sanctuary under the bed, slightly bored. She is hungry, but experience has taught her that there are always better things available than dry food, for a cat who has patience.
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“Recording ends.” Jon hits the stop button on the recorder and stares at Martin, an unreadable expression on his face. Martin fidgets and tries not to squirm under the scrutiny. Jon rarely brings himself to look at Martin directly and when he does, his expressions range between mild irritation on good days and complete exasperation on bad ones, expressions Martin has no trouble interpreting, thank you very much. This look is something altogether different.
OR let the archive staff give each other some goddamn hugs once in a while.
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"Martin stands in the doorway with his mouth open, taking in the scene in front of him. Jon seems to have decided looking half dead wasn’t working for him and has now graduated to looking mostly dead, swaying on his feet and pressing a commemorative tea towel to his bleeding shoulder."
Or there really is too much drinking going on in the Archives these days.
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A little bit of domestic fluff featuring chilly mornings and grumpy murder husbands.
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Sauntered Vaguely Downward by darkpriestess, mokuyoubi
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Aug 2017
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Hannibal looks out over the world beyond the edge of the battlefield and sees the all its potential for horrible, inelegant beauty. Lucifer speaks of humanity as a mistake, and it’s true--Hannibal can see how it will all play out. He will not Fall, nor will he be cast out. The choice to descend from heaven is his own, not made out of hatred of humanity, but fascination.
A Good Omens fusion featuring the angel Will and the demon Hannibal, detailing their friendship from Lucifer's Fall to the birth of the antichrist.
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“Are you alright?” Will’s voice was rough and he looked exhausted.
“Yes.” Hannibal said. “Come to bed.”
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In which our fearless murder husbands encounter an intruder. Shenanigans abound.
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From then on, it seemed, The Game was on and the rules were tacitly accepted and understood by both parties. There was to be no touching -at least not with hands or mouth- and whoever could tempt the other into breaking this rule would be the undisputed winner.
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This is what he should have done years before on a bench at the Uffizi Gallery. This is what he should have done on a rainy night in Baltimore, when Will stared at him with pleading eyes and the water dripping off his curls.
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Inspired by a conversation with damnslippyplanet and mokuyoubi, which got out of hand as these things do :)
Everyone is in love with Will Graham, and it's driving him mad.
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Happy Birthday Slippy!