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I Don't Wanna Let This Go (Because You Feel Like Home) by dicaculus
Fandoms: The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
13 Sep 2025
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With Alec due to officially become Head of the New York Institute pressure from his mother to find and marry a nice shadowhunter girl has never been higher. So to get Maryse off his back Alec and Magnus pretend to be in a relationship, what's the worst that could happen?
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“So let me see if I understand this, your solution to get your overbearing mother off your back was to say that you, head of the New York institute, are dating a warlock who she dislikes?”
Alec rolls his eyes. “To be fair, she hasn’t texted me since last night." -
The Amazing Race by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
15 Sep 2024
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The Amazing Race is an American reality competition show in which teams of two race around the world, completing challenges along the way for the chance to win one million dollars.
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Alec and Magnus are big 'The Amazing Race' fans and always joked about being on the show one day but Alec never thought Magnus was serious. So when Magnus convinces him to apply and they up on the show, he wonders how the challenges, and difficulties of this race will affect their relationship. Will it make them stronger? Are they read for the next step in life?
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So stay by my side And hold on to my hand by dicaculus for SchrodingersHalfling
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
11 Dec 2023
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After a confrontation with a djinn Alec realizes his feeling for Magnus and tries to avoid him, too bad Magnus won't let that happen.
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A Pile of Hot Metal and Dirty Dishes by dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
03 Sep 2023
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Magnus Bane is the Head Chef at Encanto and doing just fine. Or that’s what he tells Simon the therapist, his boss Raphael, orders him to go to. Magnus is a genius in the kitchen, his food is art, but if he starts a fight with one more disrespectful customer, he’s gone.
Simon is useless though, going on about Magnus using work as a means to distance himself from meaningful relationships, and emotional walls that could rival a fortress. What does he know? Magnus is fine.
Then everything goes wrong. His best friend, Catarina and her daughter get into an accident. His eight year old niece, Madzie, is the only survivor and Magnus finds himself going from cool uncle Magnus, to the only parent Madzie has left.
To make matters worse, his Raphael has replaced him while he’s on leave. Alexander Lightwood is a menace. He’s careless, breezy, and annoyingly good at everything he does. Magnus can’t stand him, but with Madzie refusing to eat his cooking and his hands full, Magnus needs all the help he can get.
Along the way, Magnus begins to realize there’s more to life than seared cod and lemon dressing, and maybe, just maybe, it’s a life that he wants Alexander Lightwood in.
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Maybe If You're Lucky by dicaculus for LaCroixWitch
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
17 Dec 2022
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Magnus and Alec meet throughout the centuries, eventually they get it right
Or when Magnus helps and orphaned vampire in the late 1700's the the last thing he expects is for them keep finding each other.
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Alec turns to Magnus. “Thank you. I don’t know how to repay you.”“You can repay me by not jumping ladies in the street again, Alexander.”
Alec nods and turns to Ottilie but stops turning back to Magnus. “Will I ever see you again, Magnus?
“Maybe if you’re lucky. “
“I hope luck is on my side again then”
Recent series
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SH Bingo by dicaculus
Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
12 Feb 2022
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- 3,129
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- 1
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Kinky Is The New Spooky (Kinktober 2021) by dicaculus
Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
02 Nov 2021
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Alternate title: Kill Meliatober 2021
- Words:
- 33,168
- Works:
- 23
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Blame Melia by dicaculus
Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
27 Oct 2021
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- 11,228
- Works:
- 6
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Warlock Isabelle by dicaculus
Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare
05 May 2021
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- 3,950
- Works:
- 2
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The Education of Alexander Lightwood by AtowncalledMalec
Fandom: malec - Fandom, Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
19 Dec 2019
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Bookmarked by dicaculus
02 Apr 2023
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Alec comes home after an exhausting mission. Magnus takes care of his boyfriend.
Bookmarked by dicaculus
24 Mar 2023
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Alec Lightwood’s job is simple: blend into the background, his eyes sharp and his ears open, and keep the Crown Prince of Idris in one piece. If he does it right, then no one sees him, hears him, or knows he’s there at all. But when Alec discovers a plot against the Crown and ends up cursed for his trouble, his reputation as the Prince’s shadow becomes a little too real. Desperate for help, he seeks out Magnus Bane—the only mage powerful enough to break his curse.
The stories say Magnus Bane can level cities with a flick of his fingers, that he doesn’t even have a heart. But the Magnus Alec meets turned out to be very different: someone brilliant, and kind, yet somehow deeply, impossibly sad. If Alec is going to get Magnus’ help, he needs to break down the walls Magnus has built, to get through to a heart he’s hidden away. Alec’s never thought of himself as someone who deserves to be seen or heard—but if he’s going to save Jace’s life, he’s going to have to.
(or: the Howl’s Moving Castle AU that absolutely no one asked for, but I wrote anyway.)
Bookmarked by dicaculus
24 Jul 2022
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Piercing by suchawannabe56 for Katherine_Grant_Cordell, dicaculus
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
29 Mar 2022
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Alec doesn't expect Magnus to be home when he gets back to the loft, and he doesn't expect him to have a belly piercing. Not that he's complaining.
Series
- Part 21 of Abs-olutly Perfect
Bookmarked by dicaculus
30 Mar 2022
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Fall Without Wings by notcrypticbutcoy
Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - Cassandra Clare, The Shadowhunter Chronicles - All Media Types
21 Sep 2025
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The door opens. Alec tenses, and his body throbs.
A man steps through, and Alec curls his fingers into his palms, terror pulsing through him. Because the man isn't a man. He's a warlock. A demon. The same person he felt crouching over him when he fell.Why is he here? What has the warlock done to him?
"Well well, little angel. You're awake."
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Alec has been told the same stories all his life. He's been taught the same lines, over and over again. Downworlders are reckless, impulsive, demonic. They're not to be trusted.
And Magnus Bane is the epitome of everything evil about Downworlders.
At least, that's what people keep telling him. Alec's not quite so sure anymore.
Or: In which the Nephilim have wings, are taught to loathe Downworlders, and Alec is presented with a conundrum when Magnus Bane saves his life.
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- Part 1 of Fall Without Wings
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- English
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Bookmarked by dicaculus
15 Oct 2021