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    The coffee is very good. Really. And the cats are so cute. That's why Harry goes so often.

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    13 Feb 2025

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    Cat cafe cuteness

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    LONG fic charting the marauders' time at Hogwarts (and beyond) from Remus' PoV - diversion from canon in that Remus's father died and he was raised in a children's home, and is a bit rough around the edges. Otherwise canon-compliant.
    1971 - 1995

    This IS a wolfstar fic, but incredibly slow burn. Literally years. Long build up but worth it I promise!

    PLEASE DO NOT COPY TO WATTPAD. SERIOUSLY, WHY??

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    (Compiled by amazing reader, JustAnotherPerson)

     DISCLAIMER: I do not support JK Rowling's disgusting transphobic views.

    NOTE: I AM NO LONGER READING OR REPLYING TO COMMENTS ON THIS FIC

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    26 Jan 2025

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    Dont forget how ur life literally changes with this book how brain chemistry is permanently altered

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    Aaron is woken up one night by Andrew and Neil arguing. Though over what he would have never guessed.

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    10 Sep 2024

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    When Neil Josten is offered a position as a starting striker for a professional Exy team, he feels like all of his dreams are coming true. He signs the contract, not caring about the strict morality clause that controls who he can and can't date in the public eye.

    Then he meets Andrew Minyard, the top-ranked goalie of a rival team, and then Neil thinks he might just have to care after all.

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    10 Sep 2024

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    What's a guy to do when he's forced to go to his conservative, homophobic aunt and uncle's for Thanksgiving dinner?

    Why, invite along his ex-con, tattooed, argumentative roommate as his fake boyfriend, of course.

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