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u/jutdwae (11.5k upvotes, 1.2k downvotes)
YTA. Just because you have weird closeted gay thoughts about your roommate doesn’t give you permission to get up in his personal space and bother him. This is like common sense actually. Did you go to kindergarten? Did they teach you the golden rule? Or were you too busy suppressing your Mega Gay thoughts to pay attention?>u/doolset (217 upvotes, 8.4k downvotes) OP
>Ouch. Once again I am NOT GAY (!!!!!) but what you said makes sense. Once again, I’m looking for SUGGESTIONS on what to do instead of annoying my roommate if that’s such a problem. And nobody suggest anything gay because I’m literally not!!!>>u/jutdwae (7.6k upvotes, 465 downvotes)
>>You should probably just have nasty gay sex with your roommate dude. In a homosexual way.Jisung has been annoying his roommate for not-homosexual reasons.
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11 May 2025
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the condominium community - 2:36pm
Oscar and Logan have been added to the chat
George
Hello, welcome to a group chat we have for the Formula apartment building! There are only 18 (20 now) of us so we like to keep in contact about the building maintenance and other neighbourly orders of business. I’m George, and I liaise with the building manager on behalf of all of us when there is a building specific issue rather than an apartment issue. Welcome to the building!Lando
do u copy and paste that from ur notes every timeAlex
I bet he has it memorised~
or, the ridiculous chat fic where the f1 grid all live in the same apartment building
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30 Mar 2025
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Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri: The Kitten Interview by Anonymous
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
07 Aug 2024
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(Clip of LANDO NORRIS meowing.)
LANDO NORRIS: Hello everyone, it’s Lando Norris here and-
OSCAR PIASTRI: Oscar Piastri. And we’re here with BuzzFeed to answer your questions while we play with, um, kittens.
(He does an awkward thumbs-up as the camera zooms in on his face. LANDO turns towards him and laughs.)
(Cut to the title screen.)
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07 Aug 2024
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“It won’t be weird," Lando insists. "It’ll be mutually beneficial. Convenient. You know, casual sex.”
"Uh, considering we've got a perfectly nice friendship going here and you're also paying half the rent, that kind of sounds like a bad idea."
"Look, Oscar, I’m really fucking desperate to get a dick in me right now and I'm already half hard. And you're no better, by the way. I say fuck it.”
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But the worst part is that the stranger is so clearly interested in Oscar.
Everything about his body language screams "Hello! Please rail me and then I’ll take you to a really nice dinner afterwards at a place where the prices aren’t printed on the menu and maybe you’d like to start a family as well while we’re at it? They will all take after me and be very posh and look like they have a stick up their ass."
That bothers Lando a little bit. Because yesterday, Lando finally realized that he’s in love with Oscar.
Which is why he's standing here now, bouquet in hand, confession on the tip of his tongue.
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01 Jul 2024