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Something is wrong with Logan. Maybe it was never right.
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Good Decisions Made by farmhandler
Fandoms: Deadpool and Wolverine (2024), Deadpool (Movieverse)
28 Jun 2025
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Wade may have destroyed Cable's time slider, but the future still needs him. What he doesn't need is getting saddled with a baby. Logan, on the other hand, is right there, available, and basically the adoptive father of Xavier's mansion full of kids, so what's one more?
While Cable works to fix Wade's mistake, Wade approaches Logan for help. Things get complicated when they become increasingly uncertain that Cable is going to leave for the future after all.
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Cable makes a circuit around the tiny room. Wade stays seated, occasionally twitching. He rubs his thighs together, once, and Cable’s fist slams into the door so hard that he doesn’t do it again. He picks up his phone and dials a number; Logan’s voice filters through the speakers.
“Howlett. It’s Cable. Wade’s going into heat,” Cable says, without preamble. “I’m going to fuck him.”
Wade bites on his thumb so hard he nearly breaks skin through his glove. There’s a long, deliberate pause where Logan processes that information.
"Cable, that had better be your idea of a fucking joke.”
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Peter couldn’t be more stunned when Deadpool abruptly slips to the ground cross-legged, tosses the collar at Peter, and casually says, “Put it on me, Spider-Man.”
He doesn’t say Webs, or Webster or any other nickname he’s come up with. Not even baby boy. It’s Spider-Man.
Deadpool wants Spider-Man to put the collar on him.
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Or: An accidental meeting turns into what Deadpool himself describes as "stalking-lite". What is Spider-Man supposed to do when Deadpool won't stop following him around like a lovesick puppy?
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- Part 1 of New Tricks
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“Oh, my days, that looks…”
“Fucking amazing?” Marc prompted.
“Industrial,” Steven finished. A giggle slipped out of him; it went borderline hysterical.
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One of the good ones by farmhandler
Fandom: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
19 Feb 2025
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Demon Slayer Extras by farmhandler
Fandom: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
07 Mar 2023
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A Wish in the Dark (for a bulletproof heart) by drmcbones
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
26 Jul 2016
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One close call too many for Jim has Bones at the end of his tether. So he can hardly be blamed for what happens next, right?
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The lengths to which Bones will go to keep Jim safe.
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Nate lets curiosity get the best of him. He approaches the container, pressing his palm against the glass. The warmth seems to rouse the symbiote more, pulling itself from a liquid state and into something more viscous.
"Well, now. Hello, handsome."
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- Part 1 of Symbiote Wade AU
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05 Jul 2025
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Wade is Baby he is Son I love creature Wade. The way Wade selfishly clings to Nate because it's been so lonely is so touching.
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Ratchet shrugged tolerantly when Optimus asked his opinion. "I think it’s more a lark than anything, but we can all use a lark, now and then."
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- Part 8 of Transformers works
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A fanfic author's guide to academia (in America) by childofautumn for li_izumi
Fandoms: nonfiction - Fandom
04 Dec 2018
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This information is based on American educational system post-high school, but some of what I talk about is universal for Canada and Europe also. I focus a bit on terminology and especially on titles, since Titles Matter in academia. We are egoists.
If you're looking for some 'healthy' teacher-student options, then grad students are the way to go without getting into ethics and power dynamic issues. Grad students teach, but don't have the same level of power in determining final course grades, so it isn't unethical for a Grad student to date an undergraduate student (though it is unethical to date a student while currently teaching them). Graduate students do have relationships with faculty, which again isn't unethical unless they are dating their own thesis adviser (not to say it doesn't happen…)
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After the events of season two, Jackson has been left traumatized and broken, unable to connect with the world around him. Feeling desperate and lost, he seeks out Derek as a convenient distraction and source of comfort. Just as the two begin to find a strange solace in each other, a new threat arrives in Beacon Hills, one with the power to throw all of their lives into chaos.
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- Part 1 of The Life Chaotic