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    Deadpool's been acting strange, and Peter noticed. It’s like he... enjoyed being bossed around? By Peter. Or, by Spiderman. He reacted really weird to Spiderman’s instructions. He made jokes that Peter wasn’t sure were jokes. He pushed Spiderman, intentionally annoyed him and initiated shoving fights until Peter snapped and slammed Deadpool into the wall. And then he’d go limp, like putty in Spiderman’s grip.

    Peter didn’t quite know what to make of it. So, like the scientist he was, he decided to run an experiment.

    The IRB would not approve.

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    Non tutti sanno cos'è l'amore perchè non tutti hanno mai potuto sciogliersi nelle braccia di qualcuno ed essere capito, Logan non sa cos'è questa nuova sensazione e Wade è pronto ad aiutarlo, ma Logan si lascerà trattenere o dovrà scappare di nuovo?

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    Deadpool and Spider-Man get closer. Trauma is brought up, comfort is given. Time heals.

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    Deadpool and Spider-Man reveal their identities to each other, but something bothers Wade. They get through it together, but more shit happens. Again and again. (Please read ALL of the tags)

    (Still actively writing and updating)

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    Peter gets horny on patrol and his friend Wade helps him with his problem ;)

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    Уэйд и Логан попадают под проклятие ведьмы, которое вынуждает их заняться сексом, но сначала приходится поговорить.

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    Peter Parker loves the early morning train. So many interesting people come and go all day long. This new kid seems interesting though, a new face to add to the long list of randoms he sees everyday. But what if this one comes with a friend?

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    After everything that happened, Wade Wilson moves to NYC to escape his violent past (and present). There Isn't much left, just an old house, Blind Al, and a wild attempt at normalcy while dealing with the aftermath of Frances and his experiments. He killed for them for years, but maybe he can be good now? Hopefully nothing bad happens.

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    Just a normal day routine turned out to guide them to one of the most important moments of their immortal lives.

    TW: SUICIDAL THOUGHTS/ ACTIONS

    ALSO: My first language isn't English so forgive the grammar errors and feel free to correct me in the comments ✨🐈‍⬛

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    What if Wade and Logan grew very close during their time together, and when Logan left, Wade did too? What if they lived out their lives in the Canadian Rockies in domestic bliss, until Victor takes Wade, gives him ACTUAL DEADPOOL POWERS, but doesn’t fight Logan because Wade escapes? What if, when Logan lost his memories, he lost more than just his sense of self? What if Wade wandered around for 34 years after killing Stryker, doing merc jobs, until he meets Vanessa, and they become friends? What if when someone he loves gets kidnapped by one of his enemies? What if when he saves her, Wolverine shows up?

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    X-Men Origins, but make it Poolverine.

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    Logan’s fingers splay wide and firm over Wade’s chest, the heat of his palm soaking in. He drags his nails lightly—downward, deliberate. Just enough pressure to raise the skin, not enough to damage it. Red trails appear in the wake, then fade just as fast.

    Wade whimpers. A real sound. Barely swallowed. His hips twitch forward without thought, like he’s trying to chase the sensation fizzling beneath his skin.

    He grabs Logan’s wrist, breathing hard. “Okay. Okay, slow down.”

    Logan stills. His hand retreats instantly. “Sorry. Didn’t mean to—”

    “No, no,” Wade interrupts, catching his breath. “You’re fine. Just…” He swallows. “Like I said. It’s a lot.”

    Logan studies him. Then: “Thought you said you weren’t ticklish.”

    Wade shoots him a look. “Oh, ha ha. If you’re so cocky…”

    He leans in, dragging his fingers down the center of Logan’s chest.

    Slow. Purposeful. Like a dare.

    Logan shivers.

    Wade’s grin sharpens. “...I think it’s your turn now.”

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    The one where Logan crashes on Wade’s couch and they both pretend like they don’t want each other. Well… until they stop pretending.

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    Tonight is the night. Vanessa is once again single, and Wade continues to be ready to mingle.

    Except this week's game night, she brings over the new guy she's been seeing. A hulking, meaty, steroid of a human being with way too many abs and an obnoxiously chiselled jaw, who calls Blind Al "ma'am" and generally hates Wade the second he lays eyes on him. And just like that, the jealousy is back and threatens to eat Wade alive.

    Jealousy over Vanessa, of course. Because it is definitely, absolutely about Vanessa.

    And that feeling in the pit of his stomach whenever he sees Logan can obviously only be hatred.

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    Logan was hornier than Wade expected, for all that he tried to play it off -- he would tug Wade close on the couch, slide his hand down Wade's stomach in bed, grab Wade's waist in the kitchen, and then roll his eyes like Wade was the one putting the moves on him.

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    Wade Wilson only has three goals these days.

    One: Get Francis to give him his pretty face back.

    Two: Kill the fuck out of that fucking fuck.

    Three: Go back to Vanessa and grovel until she agrees to sit on his newly re-prettied face for the next six months.

    He’s a simple man.

    Things feel a lot less simple when The Goddamn Wolverine crashes his next mission.

    ~

    (A long time ago, Logan promised Wade he would keep him forever. Five times he tries to keep that promise, and the one time he finally loses his patience.)

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    Spider-Man crossed his arms. "I’m not hungry.”

    “Come on, Twiggy," Deadpool pleaded as he shoved the plate forward. “I labored over these pancakes just for you. Grandma’s recipe!”

    Spider-Man twisted towards the kitchen and narrowed his eyes at the box of pancake mix. “Your grandma is Aunt Jemima?”

    “Yes, and now I am swooping in like an ethnically diverse knight to feed you! Come on, they're getting cold."

    “Fine.” Spider-Man grabbed the plate roughly, pulling it to his chest. He shoved his mask up to his nose and dug the fork into the pancake as if it had personally insulted his mother.

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    Deadpool, hopelessly in love with Spider-Man, attempts to rekindle their relationship after a past falling out by inserting himself into the vigilante's life. Chaos ensues as he tries to prove he's changed, but their conflicting morals and Spider-Man's mysterious decline in health make the task far more complicated than he anticipated.

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    And there he was.

    Wade.

    Sitting in a puddle of himself. Knife in hand. Skin torn and trembling. Not healing yet—too recent. Too raw.

    And Logan—

    God help him.

    He looked at Wade, and all he saw was himself.

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    An Ode Wade wrote for his feelings. Yearning for someone he let walk because he felt undeserving.
    Basically, I got really into Logan/Wade while yearning myself and projected. Listen this is how I cope with my good and bad feelings.

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    “Aren’t you afraid to die?” Peter asks, looking anywhere but at Wade’s pooling blood.
    He expects a derisive snort or a non-answer, but apparently Wade’s decided the best time to be honest is when he’s bleeding to death.
    “You think I could die, even if I wanted to?” Wade scoffs, uncharacteristically bitter, and Peter suspects right now he’s feeling more human than he ever wanted to be. “Nah. See, the fuckers that did this to me”—he waves at his face, at his holsters; derisive, pained—“they didn’t just take my life. They couldn’t stop takin’, they just couldn’t. So they took my death, too.”

    //

    or: Peter watches Wade die and has some things to say about it.

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    Logan had issues. A lot of them and he was aware of that. He just didn’t really care anymore, the way Miss Mary Puppins didn’t seem to care about a lot either. She was free spirited and happy, despite what the world said she should be. It was surprising to find her owner was almost the exact same way. Wade just happened to be the human variety… and a hell of a lot worse in all the best ways.

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    "I wish you wouldn't look at me like that,"

    "Like what?"

    "Like you could love me,"

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    Peter is a grad student who is struggling to maintain his apartment while dealing with symptoms of PTSD, an old flame returns to New York, and a recent string of deaths with the same MO lead Spider-Man to believe a serial killer is on the loose. 

    Wade Wilson moves him and his daughter, Ellie, to New York. 

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    Wade hated himself.

    More than anything in this whole godamn world.

    He hated the way he looked—the melted wax of skin, the grotesque roadmap of scars. He hated his voice—the way it never shut up, never gave anyone peace, not even himself. He hated his jokes—the way they filled the silence, made people roll their eyes, made them tired of him, sick of him.

    He knew they were sick of him.

    He was annoying. A freak. A fucking joke.

    And worst of all—he was alone.

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    “You drive me insane, Wade.” His voice was low, rough, thick with something Wade couldn’t name. “Every damn day. I’ve wanted to do this since the second we started this stuipd roommate thing.”

    Wade blinked. His brain refused to process it. “Wait. What?”

    Logan exhaled sharply, like he was frustrated Wade hadn’t figured it out sonner. “You think I put up with you for fun?”

    “I mean, yeah,” Wade said weakly, struggling to keep up. “I’m very fun.”

    Logan growled and shoved him against the couch, pressing their bodies together, letting Wade feel the heat between them, the tension that had been simmering for months.

    Wade let out a shaky breath. “Holy shit.”

    Logan’s lips curled. “Now you get it?”

    Oh, Wade got it.

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