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Her Eyes, She's on the Dark Side by fvckinaphrodite
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Peaky Blinders (TV), Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (Movies), The Sandman (TV 2022)
30 Jul 2023
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Traumatized and lost faith in humanity, Harriet Potter went back to the year of 1927 in order to kill Tom Riddle. A Baby. A 2 months old baby with not enough love to warm him on most cold nights, an innocent being that would tear the world apart.
And by the Gods above, Harriet couldn't bring herself to do it.
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The Second Dance of the Dragons by fvckinaphrodite
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
22 Jan 2023
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When King Aerys II dreams about a maid of winter who dances under the sun and snow, about beasts of fire that rule the sky and land from the sand of Sunspear to the ice of the Wall, he knows that he has found a perfect bride for his son.
And rue the day the House of the Dragons is denied its mother! Mariah Stark shall be cloaked with black and red, under the Targaryen's banner of the three headed dragon of the Conqueror and his sister-wives. From her womb shall be borne the Prince That Was Promised, and his will be the Song of Ice and Fire.
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"He told me about this prophecy... About a song of ice and fire and a prince that was promised."
"More like a song of ashes and bones, it seems. Thousands will die for it."
"Will? 'Tis already happening, Princess."
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In which Rhaegar Targaryen annuls his marriage to Mariah Stark and bastardizes their children, for he loves her sister more he tears the realm apart.
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Watch My Kingdoms Fall by fvckinaphrodite
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
09 Dec 2022
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Against all odds, Rhaenys Targaryen is declared Queen of the Seven Kingdoms after she wins the Great Council of 101.
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In 106 AC, Queen Rhaenys Targaryen decides on two marriages for her two children: the Crown Prince Laenor is to wed his cousin Princess Rhaenyra to unite the claims of the queen and her cousin Prince Viserys, while Princess Laena will be wed to Torrhen Stark–the second son of Lord Benjen Stark–to reward House Stark for supporting Her Grace during the Great Council of 101.
Dark threats loom on the horizon as the dragons dance a dangerous war. Kins kill each other over old disputes, blood is spilled by their own for what they have lost. Betrayal of the worst kind threatens the very sake of the Conqueror's legacy, all while their coins spinning in the air and waiting for them to reveal their true self. Is it greatness that drives this desire for the Iron Throne, or is it madness instead?
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Sansa only wanted silks and songs; instead the gods gave her shadows.
On the day of her Awakening, Sansa Stark prays for the life of a Courtier. The gods answer. And yet her Book does not stop writing. Beneath the weirwood’s gaze, she learns that titles are not always blessings, colors are not always kind, and some truths must be hidden even from those she loves most.
In Winterfell’s shadows, a darker path begins.
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12 Oct 2025
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The Blood in Her Veins by dab_of_paint
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
08 Oct 2025
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In which Alicent Hightower’s roots were steeped in the magic of Oldtown, and the First Men were far from chaste—bloodlines mingled in the ancient past. But instead of accidentally warging into animals, as told in the olden tales, she unconsciously connects to a far more unlikely beast in her desperation.
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In which Daemon Targaryen has a series of very bad, no good days. And a voice in his head.
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11 Oct 2025
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seasons of my love by Thesuspiciousflyingjellyfish
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, House of the Dragon (TV)
14 Aug 2025
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Aemon lives. Viserra lives. Which means Gael lives. A butterfly effect in which we see only the results through the youngest princess eyes as she escapes her cage to find freedom and love in the belly of the beast. The nobles may play their games of politics, but the winter child looks only towards her happiness.
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08 Oct 2025
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What if it was Lord Eddard Stark, not Robert Baratheon, who faced Prince Rhaegar Targaryen on the banks of the Trident?
Armed with Ice, Eddard Stark meets Prince Rhaegar in single combat amidst the chaos of battle. Steel sings, rivers run red, and in the end, it is Eddard’s blade that strikes true—shattering the rubies from Rhaegar’s breastplate, scattering them into legend. With the prince slain and the Targaryen host broken, the rebel armies rally around Eddard Stark who claims Kingship through right of Conquest. Gravely wounded from the duel, Ned cannot lead the charge to King’s Landing. The task falls to closest friend and brother in all but blood—Lord Robert Baratheon, his task is to secure the Capital and take the Targaryens prisoners. And the most importantly look for the newly anointed King's sister and Lord Robert's own betrothed which will lead him to a certain tower.
Note: I do not any characters or places everything belongs to GRRM. In no way I am making any profit of this work it's purely free and for entertainment purposes.
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07 Oct 2025
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Such was the charm she’d woven around him that this woman could reduce him to such tenderness, and all because she’d shown him the very same thing in the art of her cooking.
Under his hard and uncompromising gaze, she had found herself excelling in the daunting tasks thrown her way. He’d brought out the best in her just like she was able to coax the loveliest of flavors from her food.Or, King Yi Heon and Chief Royal Cook Yeon Ji-Yeong discover the magic between them.
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06 Oct 2025