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“Come now, my dear Doctor,” he crooned, circling the lab table, “It’s just a networking ball. They offered a plus-one, I want you. Is that such a crime?” Dottore offered him nothing but a glower in return.
“Yes.” His answer is short, succinct.
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Pantalone's usual plus-one to diplomatic business affairs is unavailable, and with no other options, he invites the man he's been pining over and dancing around for months. He's not expecting the answer to be a begrudging yes.Series
- Part 7 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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He was the one that initially suggested it. It was a casual question, over dinner.
“Say, banker, what does your schedule look like for the next few days?” His bared teeth catching at his lower lip should have clued the Regrator into his ulterior motives.
“A lot of meetings tomorrow, but none the day after. I will have several hours worth of paperwork to fill out, however.”
“And, what if I made that paperwork just a little more interesting?” The lilt in his voice compelled Pantalone to actually meet his gaze, immediately clocking the lust in his eyes.
“Oh, please, by all means,” He responded, leaning back and interlacing his fingers. “Enlighten me.”
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Dottore suggests a way to liven up Pantalone's paperwork, via strap-ons, vibrators, and the slow insanity of orgasm denial. -
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"Dottore frowned, eyes flashed with worry behind his mask. Pantalone didn’t just ditch his obligates for not “feeling well.” He’d seen the man nearly give himself bladder infections, refusing to get out of his desk chair to take a piss until his work was done. Hell, he’d noticed almost imperceptible tics of distress during meetings, a clear sign that the Regrator was forcing through pain. If he was unwell enough to skip a meeting…"
After the ever-punctual Pantalone skips a meeting, a concerned Dottore goes to check up on him. Turns out, it was worse than he thought... and better.
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- Part 6 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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Burning Desire, Desired Burns. by goosethemane
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Apr 2023
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"Dottore hung behind Pantalone a perfect ten paces, steps in perfect time with him. Pantalone swung the balcony doors open, a gust of even colder air filling the hallway. Dottore didn’t bristle at the cold; he always ran hot anyway. He waited for Pantalone’s hands to shove inside his jacket, fiddling around and sure enough, he pulled out a pack of cigarettes. He knew it."
Dottore suspected Pantalone was a hypocrite about critiquing his smoking habit. One day, his suspicions are confirmed.
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- Part 5 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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Pantalone's testosterone supplier has fallen through, and he needs to find a new source by the end of the month. He goes to the only person he knows to ask.
CONTENT WARNING: Contains long descriptions of gender discovery and crisis. Author is not responsible if this awakens something in you.
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- Part 4 of The Doctor and the Banker, In life.
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The Doctor and the Banker, In life. by goosethemane
Fandom: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Aug 2024
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In which an anomaly yeets Jayce into a modern AU only to discover a mysterious Archive where people have been writing thousands of fics about him and Viktor—including ones involving Hextech-powered harnesses.
He has no choice but to read them, and returns to his Viktor a changed man.
And when Viktor finds his notes, he builds the Hexstrap. For science. Obviously.
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22 Oct 2025
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“Let me get this straight.” Viktor held a hand up, his other hand rubbing the bridge of his nose, as if it would help him understand better. “You enjoy following orders, getting things for me, solving my problems… because you like being of use to me?”
Jayce gave a noncommittal shrug, head bobbing to the side as if to say ‘Yeah, kind of.’
“Do you just follow any orders given to you?” Viktor tried, chuckling a bit.
“No,” Jayce shook his head as he spoke, almost like he’d practiced answering the question before. “Only yours, really.”
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Or, Viktor wants to find out why Jayce is so eager to help him out with every task, and finds out much more than he intended to.
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21 Oct 2025
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It was natural, of course, for bodies to throw all scheduling out the window and decide for themselves when and where one was due for a heat. But for someone as regular as he had always been ever since he had his first heat, it was shocking.
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Jayce works for the Piltover government, researching extra-terrestrial beings. He's currently studying Subject V, but he calls him by the name Viktor. During the time he's studying Viktor, he starts caring for the alien in ways that are all but professional.
Written for Jayvik kinktober day 13: Captivity
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Years after leaving Piltover, Viktor is back. Meeting a girl in the park, he can’t help but wonder who she’s ran away from.
To his surprise, her father is an old friend.
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