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    Mind Eraser, No Chaser by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    07 Mar 2024

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    An alternate scenario for S04E04: Mac’s Banging the Waitress.

    Give me the reason why the mind's a terrible thing to waste?

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    16 Feb 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 39

    From Pining to Pinning by

    Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types  

    15 Sep 2024

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    Bruce isn't all that bothered being checked out by EMTs after what should have been a routine trip to the daily planet. He's much more interested in the reporter checking him out. If Clark stares at him any harder the ambulance might combust.

    Superbatweek - Day 7 (Free day)

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    11 Dec 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 18

    In Another Life by

    Fandoms: Archer (Cartoon)  

    10 Jun 2025

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    After their last mission with Slater, Archer vanished without a trace. Evidence points to a bloody death in a random corner of LA and they're all kind of forced to move on. Four years later, the gang finds themselves in Seattle, Washington, working as a crime lab for the military police (somehow). A comedy of errors walks them into an emergency vet clinic, where they find Archer alive and acting very, very strange.

    Long story short, Barry nabbed him, jammed a chip in his brain, and used it to force Archer to marry him and move to a richie-rich suburb. Fucking wild, right?
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    Randall Reynolds did a lot of messed up stuff when he was in the Marines, and came home with several buckets worth of PTSD (and a HUSBAND, so, eat a dick, don't ask don't tell). Then he got a goddamn TBI. In the years since, he's been having episodes where he thinks he's someone else, and remembers a life that isn't real, and, sometimes, he tries to murder his husband for being a Russian Cyborg.

    Then three idiots show up at his clinic with a sick snake and start calling him by his VERY CLASSIFIED call sign.
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    Archer remembers more than he wants to.

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    22 Nov 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 13

    You're free to have everything (that you want from me) by

    Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia  

    19 Sep 2024

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    Dennis will go to great lengths to be Charlie's best friend.

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    15 Oct 2024