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I am a Man of Unbearable Fortune by toastflower
Fandoms: Uncharted (Video Games), Uncharted 4: A Thief's End - Fandom, Archer (Cartoon)
13 Aug 2025
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Against a steamy island backdrop, interests, incentives and various other naughty things collide...
The Drake brothers are racing the clock to beat their ruthless rival Rafe Adler to the fabled Gunsway treasure. Meanwhile, top ISIS agents Lana Kane and Sterling Archer have been assigned to track down and neutralize a coldblooded warmonger last sighted with Nadine Ross's private army.
They're smart people. They spot an opportunity. If they team up, work together, pool their skills and resources, then maybe everyone can get what they want. Right?
...Right...?
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A series of ficlets involving our favorite spy
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Ray Gillette is a former CIA agent who works freelance bodyguard positions. Hearing of his accomplishments, Senator Cyril Figgis' manager decides to hire him, but Ray finds the senator's security to be an awful mess. He also finds that he's attracted to the senator, and vice versa, and this could complicate the job he's hired to do. Bodyguard movie AU Cyril/Ray CyRay rated for sex and language
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- Part 10 of Cyray
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"You need help up?"
"Go away Pam."
"Are you really pouting right now?" Archer humphed. "Is this about your leg? It's gonna get better you-"
"Can you not keep your fat mouth shut for more than a second?!" Archer sharply snapped back, his head shooting up.
"Woah." Pam simply replied to the outburst.Archer looked away and exhaled, coming out of his curled position and running his hands through his hair in a soothing manner.
"Sorry. It's not about my leg."
"Well then what is it about?" Archers face scrunched up as he tried to figure out how to answer the question.
"It's not not my leg, but it's just- i don't- everything is just..." He gave up, his head falling back and hitting the couch so that he was now staring up at the ceiling.
"Everything's different? You just need time to adjust Archer, it's been three fucking years!"
"So everyone keeps reminding me." The spy gritted his teeth. -
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pov you're dating the world's best spies, will include blurbs with just lana, just archer, and both of them!
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After their last mission with Slater, Archer vanished without a trace. Evidence points to a bloody death in a random corner of LA and they're all kind of forced to move on. Four years later, the gang finds themselves in Seattle, Washington, working as a crime lab for the military police (somehow). A comedy of errors walks them into an emergency vet clinic, where they find Archer alive and acting very, very strange.
Long story short, Barry nabbed him, jammed a chip in his brain, and used it to force Archer to marry him and move to a richie-rich suburb. Fucking wild, right?
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Randall Reynolds did a lot of messed up stuff when he was in the Marines, and came home with several buckets worth of PTSD (and a HUSBAND, so, eat a dick, don't ask don't tell). Then he got a goddamn TBI. In the years since, he's been having episodes where he thinks he's someone else, and remembers a life that isn't real, and, sometimes, he tries to murder his husband for being a Russian Cyborg.Then three idiots show up at his clinic with a sick snake and start calling him by his VERY CLASSIFIED call sign.
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Archer remembers more than he wants to. -
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He is impossible, you are impossible, your entire relationship is impossible. It shouldn't work as well as it does, yet it simply does. So you both let it take its course.
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The Fantastic Don House by 1602jaw
Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon), Made in Abyss (Anime), Made in Abyss (Manga), Dororo (Anime 2019), Transformers Animated (2007), Gravity Falls, Chowder (Cartoon), 伊藤潤二『コレクション』 | Ito Junji Collection (Anime), Marvel, Archer (Cartoon), The Simpsons, Helluva Boss (Web Series), One Piece (Anime & Manga), Centaurworld (Cartoon 2021), The Breadwinner (2017), Camp Camp (Web Series), The Loud House (Cartoon), Ruby Gloom (Cartoon), King of the Hill (Cartoon), Kung Fu Panda (Movies), Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness (Cartoon), Hellboy - All Media Types
18 May 2025
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Set during the timeline of TD Cruise run, Don is under some bad times, after his own show isn't being renewed. With the help of a certain Imp, he manage to get a new show on air, where twenty two contestants must endure in one house for a billion of dollars. Will one rise to the top? Stay tune for this new show, The Fantastic Don House!
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Naruto Archer the world's greatest assassin by Alastorblackclover2023
Fandoms: Naruto verse and Archer verse
04 May 2025
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Naruto is the younger brother of sterling Archer. I love the series and don't see anything passed two pages on the fanfic, so I wanted to go episode to episode to create one. Naruto will mostly be himself. He's going to be different then Archer who's an ass to everyone. This will become a harem series, but I am not going crazy with the lemon. I hate it when the lemon overtakes the story
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Ray Gillette and Cyril Figgis find the secrecy of their relationship jeopardized when they can no longer contain their carnal desires.
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It's the summer of 1980. Financial attorney Cyril is invited to a summer resort by his client, Malory Archer. He invites his ex-wife, Lana, but she made it clear that she wasn't into him that way anymore. Feeling trapped and not knowing what to do with himself, he happens along the dirty-dancing employees, finding the head dance teacher, Ray Gillette, very alluring. Archer/Dirty Dancing crossover/AU CyRay Cyril/Ray rated for derogatory and explicit language and sex, as well as mentions of an abortion.
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- Part 8 of Cyray
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Takes place during Danger Island. What if instead of Cheryl/Charlotte seducing Cyril/Fuchs, Ray/Reynaud did it, instead? Cyray Cyril/Ray Fuchs/Reynaud rated for sex and language. Mentions of Nazi Germany, Hitler, and derogatory terms from the time. Lots of German and French.
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- Part 7 of Cyray
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A rewrite of Ray's character in season 13, because he deserves better. Cyril breaks up with Ray after Ray gives his burn book to Fabian, but Ray has a mission to do, and needs to complete it no matter what the cost. CyRay Cyril/Ray rated for sex and language
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- Part 6 of Cyray
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- 3,994
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- 4
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After being left behind on the karate island, Cyril is rescued by Ray and they have a mini-vacation. However, somebody comes to crash the party. Cyril/Ray, then Cyril/Ray/Archer. Rated for language and sex
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- Part 5 of Cyray
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Following their CIA mishap(s), Lana and Archer have somehow been granted a do-over with their new lives in LA. Adjusting to a different city with different means of mania will take some getting used to.
Now operating under their sketchy PI roles, they find themselves forced to navigate not so much clear blue Californian waters, but the murkier, more macabre waves of a less-than functional family.
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What if Lana and Cyril never went after Archer and Luke wasn't interrupted?
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I literally do not care if you don't like Archer x Troy nor do I care if you have a problem with the noncon, SCROLL ON PPL -
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Barry finds himself stranded in another country one day after- stupid frickin’ Archer (calm down, Other Barry)- a mission with the ISIS crew.
Thanks to Archer.
He meets Zane, or rather nearly kills Zane, while he’s fighting off a ninja robot? Whatever, what matters is Zane saves his ass and he’s still stuck in Ninjago City.
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, , He could find him, - wherever he was when Cyril worked up the nerve to pursue his plan - ask him what was up, get a straight answer, leave. But nothing could ever be that simple for him, could it?
No. No it could not. ' 'Or . . . Archer's been acting a little off recently, so Cyril decides to go and investigate to see what's up. [WIP]
Because author decided there wasn't enough agere content in this fandom. (THERE IS NONE I AM COMBUSTING 🔥)
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- Part 1 of Sterling Archer age regression 😱😱
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Beers and Regret (w/ a side of deer god) by beatboxtf2fan, thedigiact1v
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010), Breaking Bad, Archer (Cartoon), Original Work
31 Dec 2024
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Demo runs out of Scrumpy and gets into shit, shit, and more magical shit
TF2 owed by Valve
Rated M for Strong Graphic Violence, Vulgar Language(major cussing, if its very offensive, we will censor it.), Sexual Scenes, and Suggestive Dialogue, Our Dear Reader.
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Why yes that is the normal way to hold an enemy at gunpoint, why do you ask? 🤔