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    “Are you seriously here to try and court my mother?” he cocked his head as he appraised the boy. “Aren’t you a bit… young?”

    Antinous stiffened, whirling back to face him. “Yeah! And no! You really ought to show some respect. I’m gonna be your step-dad one day.”

    In which Telemachus has seen some shit. He’s never seen a thirteen year old suitor before, though.

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    No one understands Arthur and Merlin's relationship, least of all Arthur and Merlin. Limping home after Camlann they have time to figure it out.

    Now if only people would stop trying to give Merlin a promotion.

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    This is just me being salty and writing a bunch of AUs where certain characters survive and are awesome later on in the series (none of them are related). They all have some sort of relationship with Arthur. Here's What I got so far and an updated version of what is officially coming.

    - Balinor Lives: Returning the Favor
    - Gwen and Merlin’s Friendship Lives: Loyalty before Royalty
    - Will Lives: In Which Arthur Lets a Sorcerer Live and Regrets It
    - Freya Lives: The Prince Who Cried Witch
    - Lancelot Lives: Calling the Middle Man
    - Uther's Redemption Arc Lives: Fool Me Once
    - Hunith's Relevance in the Show Lives: Exceptionally Exceptional
    - Ygraine Lives: The Only Rules that Apply to Rulers
    - Alator Lives: The Salt of the Forsaken
    - Aithusa's Potential Lives: 10 Reasons Not to Fight a Dragon (a Guide by Arthur Pendragon)
    - Deagal Lives: The Servant's Apprentice
    - Mordred Being Good Lives: Guarding the Guardian
    - Gwaine and Merlin's Love Lives: Needless to Say
    - Elyan Lives: (Not Written Yet)
    (cont. in notes bc i ran out of txt space lol)

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    Jane eyed Henry’s precise, closely-cropped hair, his well-fitted suit, the unassuming grey of his tie. She hadn’t known him long at all, but he didn’t seem the type to enjoy the uniform that came with being part of his family.

    Her mother was never going to stop trying to set her up with a man. Neither of their families were going to stop. They were going to have to keep going through the motions, keep stringing innocent, foolish straight people along in order to keep the hounds at bay.

    Unless…

    An idea started to form in the back of her mind. Something insane, and incredibly dangerous. Dangerous enough to work.

    “Henry,” she began, “I have a proposal for you.”

     

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    Red, White & Royal Blue, except Prince Henry has a long-term fake girlfriend. The catch: she's gay, too.

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