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There are two U-Hauls faced in opposite directions parked at the end of their perfectly white picket fence suburbia houses.
Alex knows that it looks like something out of a movie right now, but this is not the happy-go-lucky coming of age film he hoped his life would become.
They started off as enemies, became reluctant friends during a timeout at six years old where they were forced to share the same “get along shirt,” and have been quite inseparable ever since.
OR, when playing for different college soccer teams pulls Alex and Henry to opposite coasts, they exchange letters to keep up. Falling in love along the way wasn't the plan, but maybe it was inevitable.
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Pomodoro Method by inexplicablymine for railmedaddy
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
06 Jan 2025
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There is a shiver of anticipation that gallantly leaps down his spine, small zings of electricity with every step down the ridge of his back. Alex wouldn’t call himself Pavlov’s dog, that would be admitting to something that he refuses to say out loud. But Henry, well Henry has him on the metaphorical leash for the next six months give or take. All Alex can do is wait.
Sitting at his desk materials spread out in front of him, one hour at a time, for four hundred hours in the lead up to the Bar.
The rules are simple. No orgasms.
OR, 500 Words at a time edging you and Alex all kinktober long
note: day 9/10 will be posted together due to hurricane things on the 10th ://
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“Henry Fox is a pompous entitled shithead, who has been spoon fed directly from the stick protruding out of his asshole for far too long to realize that the world isn’t going to just bow at his feet because mommy and daddy were also music legends. He can fuck off. The answer is no. I will sign that contract over my dead body.”
An ice cold tone reverberates through the room in a British accent Alex would recognize anywhere. “That can be arranged, darling.”
Or: Alex is a Rockstar drummer, and Henry causes the rhythm in Alex’s heart to stutter. In other words the greatest enemies to lovers rock and roll has ever seen.
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For Sokka, the ice was always inevitable. He didn’t know it when he was born, but his parents already knew. His father was ice hockey royalty with enough Stanley cups and a few Vezina’s to stupefy any NHL, and a mother who helped run Skate Canada as the head coach of the nationals team.
Too bad the Sozin Siblings are doing their best to ruin his bid to be Figure Skating Royalty™.
Or, the journey from juniors to top of the podium, the highs and lows, and deep depths in between while finding love in the midst of world class figure skating.
~Updating on Wednesdays~
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His Job is Horse by inexplicablymine for kittentoes
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
17 Aug 2024
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His job is pommel horse. Nothing more. Nothing less.
He isn’t expecting to get a medal or two, out himself to the world, or get enough sponsorships to completely pay for his law school debt in the process, but hey, he isn’t going to look a gift horse in the mouth. Just ride it.
Or: Alex Claremont-Diaz is the US Men's Gymnastics Team Pommel Horse Specialist at the 2024 Paris Olympics
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You're Gonna Go Far by inexplicablymine for Thee_Maxwell
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
24 Apr 2024
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He would let the rich pavement and wide open highways take him home. Texas bluebonnet wild, cicada strong, sideways pampas grass floating freeways situated between wildfire season and the inevitable downpour of hail that tramples Mother Nature's roadside finger paintings.
But he fucking can’t.
Because New York City doesn’t have cicadas; it has cockroaches.
He can’t take the key around his neck and let it be a homing device—protective shield across his heart when he’s run out of air and the gas tank goes low.
Or, After the dust settles and the Brownstone becomes home, it should all be okay. So why does it all still feel so hard?
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Super Six and the Siren's Call by happinessofthepursuit, inexplicablymine, JustNo (ElaWritesGays)
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
27 Mar 2024
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“Alex didn’t ask to be a half-blood, and he definitely didn’t ask to die before he hit sixteen on a Tuesday morning.
But apparently beggars can’t be choosers.
Not that Alex had ever begged for anything in his life… Except maybe for a dog, but he maintains that was a reasonable request to ask of his parents. Well, parent.”
Or, the greatest quest for the Greek gods you have never heard of tangled in a red string of fate
NOW COMPLETE AND SAFE TO BINGE
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Don't Quit It by inexplicablymine for happinessofthepursuit
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
14 Jan 2024
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“And goddamn last but not least on my Hit It and Don’t Quit It list would be the Saracens rugby player Henry Fox. That man has great depths, and he could so easily plumb my depths, if you know what I’m saying. An all-around fantastic player, but also someone who is ridiculously smart off the field. And we all know by now that everyone on this list features my mile-wide competency kink. Henry, if you are seeing this, we could play around with some balls that aren’t just in play.”
Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck.
Alex has just accidentally outed himself to 6.7 million people. And according to the comments section, they seem to be all too aware.
Or... Announcing your crush via viral TikTok... that's one way to get his attention ;)
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3/4ths Cup of Love by inexplicablymine for Jazzerdoc
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
06 Jan 2024
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“What the fuck are you doing with my pinto beans?”
“It says I need them for pie weights.”
“Hell no, baby, sweetheart. Over my dead body are you using the beans I use for mole for your quiche recipe. I would like us to eat these.”
“Hey!”
“If you put my beans in the oven, I will make it so you can’t possibly ever put a bun in the oven.”
“Noted.”
Or, The ups and downs of Henry learning how to perfect his quiche recipe.
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- Part 5 of 12 Fic's of Giftmas
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“Alexander,” Henry pauses, as if he were giving a reprimand instead of just saying his name like spoken sin.
“I am going to slowly lick from your navel to your knee, and enjoy the way you squirm under my tongue. I am going to slowly take you apart tonight, one stitch at a time until all that is left is you moaning out my name, strung along until you are begging for relief.”
Or, Alex has a very special anniversary gift for Henry and he intends to enjoy it.
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- Part 4 of 12 Fic's of Giftmas
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Balls to the Wall by inexplicablymine for justicefortheJ14magazine
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
27 Dec 2023
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“He looks kind of like a cross between a sickly Victorian orphan and the personification of the bubonic plague. I feel like I should be walking in with a Medico Della Peste plague mask and a stick,” Alex says into the phone while wearing his version of a hazmat suit (last week's sweats that need to be laundered expeditiously). He looks out into the carnage of his sleeping bedridden roommate in dismay.
So maybe he doesn't need to rob a bank, but robbing a Starbucks for Henry’s happiness might be in order.
He rips off the rubber gloves and grabs his shoes.
“Fuck it, we ball.”
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Alex is willing to go to great lengths in order to make Henry happy, great lengths indeed.
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- Part 3 of 12 Fic's of Giftmas
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Fifteen Hours Till Forever by inexplicablymine for myjiaer
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
25 Dec 2023
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“I would say that in this life, we aren’t granted many chances at true happiness, at the unadulterated freedom and joy that comes to the lucky ones. I would say that I know right now only fifteen feet apart, fifteen hours till forever, and somehow the universe has decided I ought to be one of the luckiest there are.”
“But tomorrow,” he continues, “when we are saying our vows, when we are promising ourselves to one another forever, I want you to look me in the eyes and know that you are it for me.”
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The year is 2025, and the world doesn't know they are getting married.Series
- Part 2 of 12 Fic's of Giftmas
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Not So Silent Night by inexplicablymine
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
23 Dec 2023
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Sure, Alex can admit in the deepest recesses of his mind, at two in the morning, when the Liszt is playing forlornly like some kind of bugle call for grief, that whoever the fuck lives next to him is on another level with the keys.
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Alex has no idea who his piano playing neighbor is, but Alex knows one thing for certain… This means war. -
No Laughing Matter by inexplicablymine
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
10 Dec 2023
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Ellen is leaning over him, her blonde hair pulled back in a perfectly coiffed updo. He had never managed to understand why exactly she was always dressed so impeccably in her scrubs as a dentist. But she seemed almost presidential, even with the eyeglasses that had magnifying glasses sticking out of them making her look a little like some kind of bug.
She only needs a quick look before she is snapping her gloves against her wrists pulling away.
“Wisdom teeth come in and then they come out,” she says, and then as an afterthought tack on, “just like you.”
Or, who said a meet cute couldn't happen while getting your Wisdom Teeth out?
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- Part 3 of FirstPrinceWeek 2023
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No Nut November by inexplicablymine for kiwiana
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
30 Nov 2023
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“I think that if we were really going to play this game we should up the stakes, fuck or get fucked. You can’t come at all either for the entire next month. I know you have heard of No Nut November, baby. Why don’t we play?”
Henry doesn’t have any chance to respond, because Alex’s phone goes off again, and he is rushing back to his room for pants before Henry can get a word in edgewise.
That is okay though, they will be edging each other all month long.
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Or, roommates to lovers the old fashioned way, through a tension filled month of who can break the other first in a come-competition of prophetic proportions.
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- Part 1 of 12 Fic's of Giftmas
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How do you ask someone you so ardently adore, to spend the rest of their life with you? To have and to hold, in sickness and in health.
To ask a question. To ask the question.
It’s the singular most defining moment of a relationship until the (hopefully inevitable) wedding bells.
It’s defining, it’s definite, it’s dreadful.
It is the FirstPrince x Extra Gum Commercial Crossover Proposal Extravaganza you didn't know you needed
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- Part 2 of FirstPrinceWeek 2023
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Because I’m A Scoundrel by inexplicablymine
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
13 Nov 2023
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Alex Claremont-Diaz has exactly thirty minutes to make himself look as slutty as possible for this Halloween Gala. At this very moment he looks a little bit like a sexed up pirate, but with the addition of his small black vest - rest in peace to the Patagonia packers and finance brethren- and a low slung belt with a “blaster,” a very sex-on-legs Han Solo is looking back at him.
Henry Fox, who is both a double scull rower with enough Olympic medals it would make anyone other than Alex sweat, and the definitive arch nemesis of Alex - is wearing a white sylvette Princess Leia costume, hugging his curves in all the right ways, the clingy fabric draping to the floor.
When you and your arch nemesis show up to the most important gala of the year in a couples costume you either play it up or shut it down. Alex has a decision to make, but the way that dress is hugging Henry’s ass isn’t making that decision any easier.
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- Part 1 of Olympic Proportions
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Delicate isn’t the kind of word that would describe Alex Claremont-Díaz, not in this world or any other. He is fiery passion and loud excited exhaltations on whatever subject has currently caught his fancy. He is explosive lacrosse plays, the effusive energy he’s told he radiates.
Nobody has ever treated him like he is something delicate, soft. Someone who needs a “Caution: Handle with Care” sign.
He didn’t realize he needed that kind of care so badly. But Henry Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor does that and then some.
A look into what college parties look like for Mr. Party Hardy B.H. (before Henry) and A.H. (after Henry)
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- Part 2 of Mr. Ace Alex
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They Were Tentmates! by inexplicablymine
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston
07 Oct 2023
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“Due to worsening weather conditions,” Charles takes a deep breath and then puts his hand on his face as if he is rubbing out the deep crease that has formed between his eyebrows, "coupled with the predictive index for the night, we are going to double up on tents. Your tent partner will be the same partner you had in the car on the drive down today, so get comfortable with them. It’s going to be a cozy night.”
Alex is a liar. It got worse. So much worse. He turns in horror to Henry as Henry looks up to meet Alex's eyes and grimaces. Great.
Tonight is going to be one long night.
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Medard might be the Patron Saint of Weather but there was no saving Alex from the fact that he would have to share a tent with that posh pretentious British asshole.Or, an unseemly storm while camping means that in this treacherous tale they are tentmates! (oh my god they are tentmates!)
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- Part 1 of FirstPrinceWeek 2023
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“It is hard enough trying to get a date out here when all I really want is to curl up with someone’s head on my chest and play with their hair”
“I could do that for you sweetheart”
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Two boys cuddling on a couch right on top of each other because they are in fact very gay™.Inviting over a complete stranger for cuddles because you are touch starved might be the worst idea Henry has ever had, or the best.
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- Part 1 of Mr. Ace Alex