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    Turns out, Taylor has a thing for blondes with freckles so she joins the Undersiders without ever meeting Armsmaster. Smugbug ensues.

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    30 Oct 2025

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    Kind of morally ambiguous, but also pretty cute. Also very funny at times.

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    It all started in the summer after third year, with a phone call and a hatred of Severus Snape. Harry was yelling into the ‘fellytone’ about his greasy git of his Professor Snape, while Petunia scrubbed a perfectly clean countertop and pretended like she wasn't eavesdropping with glee.

    Inspired by my Reddit prompt: https://www.reddit.com/r/HPfanfiction/comments/1lnufnv/aunt_petunia_was_looking_at_harry_with_reluctant/
    Love the community on there, thank you so much to everyone who encouraged me to continue with this story <3

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    27 Aug 2025

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    Honestly, when I saw this recommended in the Taylor Varga discord, I was not expecting it to be so absolutely fucking hysterical. Approved.

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    Local Dragon collects maidens; hero community perplexed.

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    19 Jul 2025

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    Short, but very sweet.

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    "Death"

    "You are finally ready, I see"

    "Ready for what?"

    "To live"

    "Wasn't I doing just that?"

    "Were you?"

    Harry had no answer.
    (Perhaps that was answer enough. Or perhaps Death just enjoyed being cryptic. Hard to say.)
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    {Time-travel AU. Watch as Harry is yeeted into the past, bullies the wizarding world into making sense, and absolutely refuses to follow Dumbledore’s script. Features excessive worldbuilding (someone's gotta fix this mess), slow-burn romance (because trauma-bonding is hot), and a protagonist who treats destiny like Terms & Conditions—unread and promptly ignored. Happy ending optional, sarcasm mandatory.}

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    30 Jun 2025

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    This is just. Utter Crack. I love it.

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    Ranma and Kasumi are missing, everyone is annoyed about it. Nabiki is doing her best, Akane is going slowly crazy (or at least crazier) and the parents are still idiots.

    Mostly told from Nabiki's point of view.

    (Originally posted on FF.net 10/Dec/2013, still ongoing)

    (A character list can be found at
    https://docs.google.com/document/d/1szka75s0_N9v61J4rowDaqGa_yKzze_msc2R2fE3PjQ/pub
    Contains spoilers!)

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    28 Jun 2025