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    A short story in which Draco finds out that not only is Harry well endowed, but that somehow, all of Harry's friends have seen it. And now he's supposed to go on a date with him? WTH?

    Updated to add a second chapter. What happens the first time Draco gets to see the fabled beast?

    Prompted by a Tumblr Meme by Daddiesdrarry. The Meme is posted at the bottom. Thanks to them for the great prompt!

    Translation link to Russian and German in Notes.

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    23 Jun 2025

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    Auror Potter recieved a complaint that Draco wasn't behaving correctly and went to his work to arrest him. Since he's Draco's probation officer... he gets to decide what punishment Draco recieves for his infraction... something Draco doens't fight too much.

    Things get interesting as Draco digs into the terms and conditions of the Probation Agreement that he didn't bother to read before signing. Maybe Auror Potter has some explaining to to do....

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    19 Jun 2025

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    Draco Malfoy has the world as his feet. He's twenty-three, first pick Seeker for Puddlemere United, has brilliant friends and a life he adores.

    The very last thing Draco wants is an unplanned pregnancy, especially one where the other father just so happens to be Harry Potter.

    Life, however, has other plans for him.

    ** Please do also take a look for the wonderful art by the immensely talented Pauleonotis and the superbly gifted babooshk_art. **

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    17 May 2025

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    Potter doesn't leave. He slides off the mattress, and instead settles down beside his bed on the floor. He adjusts on his legs, his chin cushioned on his arm, and then begins to talk. His voice is quiet and rough with lingering slumber, the sound of soft kisses, of wild dancing and unbridled laughter filling his head.

    When Draco wakes up, once again, somewhere in the dark of the night and under the dim starlights of the constellations spell that he doesn't remember casting for a second time, there is nobody at the floor of his bedside.

    He wonders if he'd only dreamed it all.

    Sequel to 'Alucinatio'.

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    17 May 2025

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    "It's... it's not good," Harry tells them lowly. "They've given him a month's time, only."

    There is so much he needs to explain, but his head is foggy and exhausted and he can't think properly, can't think of how to relay all that he's learned.

    "Have you heard of Alucinatio?" is what he starts with.

    "The Daydream potion," Hermione says. "The person who intakes it experiences very vivid and realistic daydreams of all they could ever want, but is essentially in a severely catatonic state out in the external world, incapable of any basic functions."

    Harry nods. "Somebody's given it to Malfoy." He remembers the tattered remains of a black cloak wrapped around Malfoy. "I think it might have been Professor Snape."

    They take a minute to process that.

    "And... the cure?" Ron asks.

    "Tears of anyone the experiencer craves love of," Hermione answers.

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    17 May 2025

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