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    Gotham is a dangerous city, so the Drakes decide to put in some precautions while they're away. What does it matter if Tim's alone, so long as he's living in the lap of luxury?

    Or: The attack on the Tower goes terribly, terribly wrong.

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    10 Mar 2025

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    When Peter messes up Dr. Strange's spell in the sanctum, it explodes before the sorcerer can contain it, and Peter, as the eye of the storm (so to say), is caught up in the ensuing mess, where the spell traverses between dimensions, searches for ones where no one knows Peter Parker is Spiderman, finds way too many of them and narrows it down to worlds where no one knows who Peter Parker is, period, and then flails around because oh, look, still too many! Then snags itself on the first one with any connection to Peter, or, in this case, Richard Parker.

    Or is it?

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    11 Sep 2024

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    The day was relatively calm and the air warm as he swung trough the city. Civilians swarmed the ground below him. Some looked up and waved, pulling out their phones, elevation visible on their faces. A group of children, not older than 13, stared at him with wide eyes and pointed excitedly, as he stuck to one of the higher buildings to get an overview of the area.

    So far he hasn`t encountered any situations, which might require his help and as he glanced over the city, nothing really stuck out. At least not from where he was. 

    With a quick salute to the kids he let go of the wall he was sticking to, nearly falling to the ground, before shooting a web to a nearby roof and pulling himself towards it.

     

    Or: Peter is just trying to live his life as an ordinary high school student and a teenage vigilante, while simultanously giving some kids private tutoring. When said children turn out to be the kids of Hawkeye and he gets invited to one of their family dinners, together with the rest of the Avengers, things are about to get awkward.

    And why the hell is a humanoid lizard suddenly running around in New York?

    Or Or: I really suck at summaries, holy shit.

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    04 Mar 2022

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    "Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."

    “Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
     
    Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1

     

    *Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*

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    04 Aug 2021