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  1. Public Bookmark 25

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    In all the years they've known each other, Dan and Phil have never been able to spend Christmas Day together. And it's looking like they still can't, even with how much things have changed this year. Unless...

    a.k.a. Dan’s family spend Christmas in the Isle of Man.

    Written for schnaf as part of the 2019 Phandom Fic Fests Secret Santa exchange. Prompt: Christmas dinner with the family

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    22 Jul 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 73

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    Dan Howell and Phil Lester work together as voice actors for BBC radio dramas in the late 1930s, but slowly begin to develop “inappropriate” feelings for each other. (No characters die *in* this story, but there is some grief and sadness related to their deaths in the past.)

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    16 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Phil's fingertips had tingled. He hadn't thought much of it at the time, since some part of him was usually tingling when Dan was looking up through his fringe like that.

    He didn't mean to make the wish.

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    14 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Dan lives and works in a small village where everyone knows everyone. A place where everything is typical, until Phil comes along.

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    11 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    "Even if you look...” Dan falters.

    “What?” Phil says. Dan's half-smiling, avoiding Phil's eye. “Even if I look what?”

    “Like,” Dan hesitates, licking his bottom lip, and Phil's heart squeezes tight in his chest for all of half a second. “Well, you don't look like a trained killer, put it that way.”

    In which Phil's an ex vampire hunter who's entirely too preoccupied by Dan's dimple and his eyes and his laugh to notice the fact that he might actually be in love with a vampire (Sequel to Hanging Out With Corpses)

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    05 Jul 2025